LowcoJJ
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I’m kinda The Dude around here. Or El Duderino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing. Cubs, Mizzou, laughs. “I didn’t come here to change anybody’s mind about anything. I come here to ease my own mind about everything.” - Todd Snider
I’m hearing that dude bros sunning their taints is a thing and I’ve never wanted to get off this timeline more, which is saying something.
April 26, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I’m hearing that dude bros sunning their taints is a thing and I’ve never wanted to get off this timeline more, which is saying something.
I know the world is burning but I really don’t think sending all these text messages asking poor people for money seems to be helping.
April 26, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I know the world is burning but I really don’t think sending all these text messages asking poor people for money seems to be helping.
Eagles trade up, choose Jihaad (Philly Inquirer)
April 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Eagles trade up, choose Jihaad (Philly Inquirer)
ALERT: The Chicago Cubs have won four of seven games against the Los Angeles Dodgers, a feat we were led to believe no mortal team could accomplish in the year of our lord two thousand twenty-five.
April 24, 2025 at 3:47 AM
ALERT: The Chicago Cubs have won four of seven games against the Los Angeles Dodgers, a feat we were led to believe no mortal team could accomplish in the year of our lord two thousand twenty-five.
I spent too much of my day arguing with Nazis and Maggers on the Facebook today and I feel appropriately down as a result. Shame on me. But some people on the internet were terribly uneducated about what “punk” really is, and that couldn’t abide.
April 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I spent too much of my day arguing with Nazis and Maggers on the Facebook today and I feel appropriately down as a result. Shame on me. But some people on the internet were terribly uneducated about what “punk” really is, and that couldn’t abide.
I’m frequently reminded of my age because I remember when misspelling potato in front of kids was grounds for disqualification from federal office. What a fuckin world.
April 10, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I’m frequently reminded of my age because I remember when misspelling potato in front of kids was grounds for disqualification from federal office. What a fuckin world.
Are people doing this one or Threads or what? I can’t be inundated with Trump all day (clinical depression/self/care). I want to commune with sane sports fans. I miss Twitter and hate this timeline we are stuck in and want to get off at the next time vortex. Where are my peoplllllleeee???
April 10, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Are people doing this one or Threads or what? I can’t be inundated with Trump all day (clinical depression/self/care). I want to commune with sane sports fans. I miss Twitter and hate this timeline we are stuck in and want to get off at the next time vortex. Where are my peoplllllleeee???
Missouri Tigers: Transitive property national champs 🐅
April 8, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Missouri Tigers: Transitive property national champs 🐅
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Yes but Houston accomplished the college basketball thing that matters most: giving an all-time loss to Duke
April 8, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Yes but Houston accomplished the college basketball thing that matters most: giving an all-time loss to Duke
Wow. That last possession was wild. Clayton is a dawg. I’d take him over Flagg without a second thought.
April 8, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Wow. That last possession was wild. Clayton is a dawg. I’d take him over Flagg without a second thought.
So are we still using our 401ks to justify Trump votes or nah? Asking for 77 million people.
April 7, 2025 at 12:44 AM
So are we still using our 401ks to justify Trump votes or nah? Asking for 77 million people.
Duke perennially leads the nation in punchable faces.
April 6, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Duke perennially leads the nation in punchable faces.
Morgan Wallen and his fans have no idea there’s an entire generation of people who not only watch SNL but fast-forward through most of the musical guests.
March 31, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Morgan Wallen and his fans have no idea there’s an entire generation of people who not only watch SNL but fast-forward through most of the musical guests.
If they sent Pitino to Providence and set him up with Calipari in the second round, he damn shol better not lose to Omaha lol
March 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
If they sent Pitino to Providence and set him up with Calipari in the second round, he damn shol better not lose to Omaha lol
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I’ve seen more Seig Heils in the last month than I ever needed in my entirely life. I’m ready to get off this ride.
February 21, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I’ve seen more Seig Heils in the last month than I ever needed in my entirely life. I’m ready to get off this ride.
Good job, Canada. We probably deserved that.
February 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Good job, Canada. We probably deserved that.
Good lord, the last minute of regulation was terrifying.
February 21, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Good lord, the last minute of regulation was terrifying.
Mfs on fb selling a golf cart for 13 grand like wtf
February 17, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Mfs on fb selling a golf cart for 13 grand like wtf
#SNL50 live thread:
Paul Simon is v old and it makes me sad, but Sabrina’s joke about it made me laugh. Kinda a weird arrangement here tho.
Paul Simon is v old and it makes me sad, but Sabrina’s joke about it made me laugh. Kinda a weird arrangement here tho.
February 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
#SNL50 live thread:
Paul Simon is v old and it makes me sad, but Sabrina’s joke about it made me laugh. Kinda a weird arrangement here tho.
Paul Simon is v old and it makes me sad, but Sabrina’s joke about it made me laugh. Kinda a weird arrangement here tho.
If you have to put a “do not pet” sign on your dog when you take it in public, leave it home. It’s a fundamental human right to be able to pet all dogs.
February 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
If you have to put a “do not pet” sign on your dog when you take it in public, leave it home. It’s a fundamental human right to be able to pet all dogs.
I am “ooh, it’s trash AND recycling this week!” years old.
February 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I am “ooh, it’s trash AND recycling this week!” years old.
Every football player’s postgame interview:
a man sitting on a couch says well first of all through god all things are possible so jot that down ..
Alt: Mac from Always Sunny sitting on a couch says well first of all through god all things are possible so jot that down ..
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February 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Every football player’s postgame interview:
Cool crescent moon tonight. I like when you can see the silhouette of the dark side.
February 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Cool crescent moon tonight. I like when you can see the silhouette of the dark side.
Proud to announce that after one semester of teaching and a much-needed snow break, I have finally learned how to use Teams effectively. I understand it now.
January 28, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Proud to announce that after one semester of teaching and a much-needed snow break, I have finally learned how to use Teams effectively. I understand it now.
One of my students is wearing a Smashing Pumpkins hoodie today so I am now listening to Siamese Dream. These are the rules of being a Gen X teacher in 2025.
January 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
One of my students is wearing a Smashing Pumpkins hoodie today so I am now listening to Siamese Dream. These are the rules of being a Gen X teacher in 2025.