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lorraine
@lowayne.bsky.social
ATX by way of NYC/LA • digital + biz strategy • music/fitness enthusiast • straight shooter • purveyor of hype • living the good life • nba tings 🧡💙

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why is 46 deg in Texas the coldest shit ever
December 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
please think of all your ad agency friends on this treacherous black friday cyber monday holiday we are suffering 😭😭😭
November 27, 2025 at 5:18 AM
everytime I step on the scale and the number goes down I get a little more high on my own supply idk if I’ll ever do away w toxic diet culture it’s just in me unfortunately
November 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
so my child is basically potty training herself. I literally did nothing but provide a practice potty and she’s taking herself to it when she has to go. It’s lowkey bonkers. I did nothing lol
November 24, 2025 at 3:44 AM
whenever I meet people who “don’t drink a lot” I’m always like WOW look at you and lowkey jealous but we are different people lol
November 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
So I had to pay for stupid fucking espn bc stupid ass billion dollar dumbass companies can’t figure shit out and now I subscribe to 9000 streamers to watch the Knicks honestly bring fucking cable back this is mutiny
November 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
not me shaking hands w the uber driver after a spirited conversation saying “just 3 more years. we’ll make it through…we’ll make it through.” 😭😭😭
November 6, 2025 at 1:18 AM
whenever I’m traveling alone I catch myself smiling at families like a goon. I’m not trying to be weird and maybe it’s bc I’m a mom now but I love seeing families out in the streets doing it.
November 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
not me getting wet in these streets
October 25, 2025 at 5:38 AM
anyone else feel the palpable tension w TSA? I’d be moody af if I wasn’t getting paid either
October 22, 2025 at 10:02 AM
This is still so crazy to me I love it!!!! Time just keeps going my friend
16 years ago I met @lowayne.bsky.social in line at Hot Doug’s!
July 18, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I had a dream that Ruby drank a pumpkin spice buzzball
July 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK ABOUT THE NEW BIEBER ALBUM WITH
July 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
oh no gen z has discovered dolce & gabbana light blue
July 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
You know you’re super old when you’re very excited your new economic office chair just arrived. Pack it up kids I’m on deaths door
July 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I’d go on subway takes and take a real stance like “cheese is gross” and get cancelled
June 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Thibs still looking mad as hell lol
May 17, 2025 at 2:27 AM
watching old entourage episodes to feel something
May 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Reposted by lorraine
Clutch Player of the Year Jalen Brunson sinks the series winning 3
May 2, 2025 at 2:28 AM
CAPTAIN CLUTCH 🔥🔥🔥🔥 @jalenbrunson1 💙🧡
May 2, 2025 at 2:29 AM
The anxiety of having a new job is unbearable. How does Gen z do this every 2 years
April 26, 2025 at 12:46 PM
wow just an observation but all the YT people I know popping off about this golf thing rn it’s v funny
April 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
remember that one time I got blackout drunk on manischewitz wine and slept in my car lol
April 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Watching all of the Gaga Coachella videos and she and all the little monsters are so happy!! the happiest I’ve ever seen her!!! She did it!!
April 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
happy birthday clyde!!! mike breen making me cry!! 🧡💙
March 31, 2025 at 3:08 AM