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Seems like Rural King could have come up with a better name for their pet-friendly Halloween event.
October 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Oddly enough, John Kelly’s “Thank you” call would have been more appropriate than ever there. #stlblues
October 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Alright, so I watched the new intro video and we all agree that no one at the #stlblues read the lyrics to “War Pigs”, right?
October 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Well, at least we got a Thymaster reference from Vitale. #stlblues
October 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Why in the FanDuel is everything overexposed on this #stlblues broadcast?
October 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
When I find a nice smooth flat rock:
October 4, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Kash Patel wishing he was still in Gretzky’s suite right about now.
September 12, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Took Metrolink for the first time in forever today and spent the whole trip wondering how that guy had sex with the seats.
August 6, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Can’t wait to hear even more incoherent rambling from Bernie and unsettling cackling from Pronger. #stlblues
July 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Mitch Hedberg. Always relevant. #trumpparade
June 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Wait… is his legal name actually Jake?
he's a man of many talents

(and nicknames)
May 23, 2025 at 2:16 PM
So crazy that there is no longer an ice plant in this building.
May 20, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Hate to see sad guys with OREO stickers on their head.
May 19, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Captain Planet reboot looks terrible.
May 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Love to see Avs fans blame everyone but their own team for not being a dynasty.
May 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Is Bernie wearing a chain link fence? #stlblues
April 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
FanDuel Sports Network The Vatican must be crazy right now.
April 21, 2025 at 2:28 PM
April 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
The Zoom is down and heaven is waiting...
April 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
You can find literally any opinion on Facebook. #stlblues
April 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
April 14, 2025 at 12:18 AM
The 2 different realities people seem to be living in:
April 8, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Everything sucks
We are saddened by the loss of former Blues goaltender Greg Millen, who proudly wore the ‘Note from 1985-90. Our thoughts are with all Millen’s family, friends, and fans at this time.
April 7, 2025 at 11:38 PM
What if we all just clap really hard for the stock market? Have we thought of that?
April 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I could not believe my eyes.
Wayne Gretzky at a hockey game with Kash Patel. Wayne Gretzky can go fuck himself. He is dead to me.
April 5, 2025 at 1:24 AM