@loves2dunk.bsky.social
Turned my brain into bazooka zooka bubblegum, playing FF7OG in the desert, fuckin with scorpions, native hog species circling the house, I can't be killed
November 22, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Turned my brain into bazooka zooka bubblegum, playing FF7OG in the desert, fuckin with scorpions, native hog species circling the house, I can't be killed
Chaos Warrior crew
November 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Chaos Warrior crew
Had to teach some 9 year olds a fucking lesson at Laser Tag, they were talking smack to Messiah's little sister and we took them to the fuckin alien infested woodshed
November 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Had to teach some 9 year olds a fucking lesson at Laser Tag, they were talking smack to Messiah's little sister and we took them to the fuckin alien infested woodshed
Failed my active shooter training because I didn't "adopt a non threatening pose when the police showed up"
November 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Failed my active shooter training because I didn't "adopt a non threatening pose when the police showed up"
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
November 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Neighbor brought by an RC car that can hit like 40 mph, he has unleashed a beast
October 31, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Neighbor brought by an RC car that can hit like 40 mph, he has unleashed a beast
Fuck off lmao
October 31, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Fuck off lmao
Again almost causing a serious vehicular incident pulling over to take a picture because I never remember that Phlebotomy and Phrenology are two wildly different things
October 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Again almost causing a serious vehicular incident pulling over to take a picture because I never remember that Phlebotomy and Phrenology are two wildly different things
Thank you Google maps for allowing me to finally locate the crossroads where in 1947 I sold my soul to the devil for a huge hog
October 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Thank you Google maps for allowing me to finally locate the crossroads where in 1947 I sold my soul to the devil for a huge hog
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh yeah I played the DnD game
October 22, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh yeah I played the DnD game
There's a game store here named "Adversity" or something
October 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
There's a game store here named "Adversity" or something
They have a covered walkway leading to the factory and it smells more and more like chocolate the farther up you get
September 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
They have a covered walkway leading to the factory and it smells more and more like chocolate the farther up you get
I CAN'T BE KILLED
September 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I CAN'T BE KILLED
Bout to get on a call with IT and let them know how much they've been fucking up and baby I've got receipts
September 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Bout to get on a call with IT and let them know how much they've been fucking up and baby I've got receipts
Saw a middle aged man in professional dress driving with a Labubu hanging from his driver side windshield, you know, where you need to see cars coming from
August 27, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Saw a middle aged man in professional dress driving with a Labubu hanging from his driver side windshield, you know, where you need to see cars coming from
Vape
Game
Repeat
(It's Tetris and other Tetris)
Game
Repeat
(It's Tetris and other Tetris)
August 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Vape
Game
Repeat
(It's Tetris and other Tetris)
Game
Repeat
(It's Tetris and other Tetris)
Are these teeth marks? Chicago roads are biting my tires? Street Sharks real?
August 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Are these teeth marks? Chicago roads are biting my tires? Street Sharks real?
THREE TIMES THE FNGU
August 21, 2025 at 1:25 AM
THREE TIMES THE FNGU
Man who is this for, what conversions happen from Billy Idol/HRIS collabs?
August 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Man who is this for, what conversions happen from Billy Idol/HRIS collabs?
Firing off contact orders and getting my prescription denied until they inform me what my unintelligible prescription actually is so I can order that
August 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Firing off contact orders and getting my prescription denied until they inform me what my unintelligible prescription actually is so I can order that
Marketing Email
From the people that do my bloodwork
Self care botox
Back to school
"Self Care"
From the people that do my bloodwork
Self care botox
Back to school
"Self Care"
August 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Marketing Email
From the people that do my bloodwork
Self care botox
Back to school
"Self Care"
From the people that do my bloodwork
Self care botox
Back to school
"Self Care"