Kali B.M.
@loversknot.bsky.social
You ever think the wind was trying to tell us something?
I'm logging my off-clock hours to keep myself balanced, and I'm at a quandry: Should I consider it "overtime" if I just made a resource cleaner/prettier? #teacherlife #teacherquestion #curious
July 22, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I'm logging my off-clock hours to keep myself balanced, and I'm at a quandry: Should I consider it "overtime" if I just made a resource cleaner/prettier? #teacherlife #teacherquestion #curious
Finding the one-jar guy on Tiktok was not on my bingo card. The early internet needs to stay down
July 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Finding the one-jar guy on Tiktok was not on my bingo card. The early internet needs to stay down
Did Kesha switch to the EDM vibe to give herself more time to change outfits 🤣
July 19, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Did Kesha switch to the EDM vibe to give herself more time to change outfits 🤣
Literally thought that my eyes looked different, and maybe it's because the light has returned to them 😂
July 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Literally thought that my eyes looked different, and maybe it's because the light has returned to them 😂
It's my birthday, and so far, I've made a drink, eaten a cold hamburger (no bun), and decided I needed to finish this book before bed. 35 is great
July 1, 2025 at 5:12 AM
It's my birthday, and so far, I've made a drink, eaten a cold hamburger (no bun), and decided I needed to finish this book before bed. 35 is great
The group behind us are talking about sexuality, and they are all chomping at the bit to correct themselves on androgyny and fluidity. Love it
June 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
The group behind us are talking about sexuality, and they are all chomping at the bit to correct themselves on androgyny and fluidity. Love it
"I don't want my liquor to punch me in the face, but I do want it to slap me a little."
June 30, 2025 at 9:01 PM
"I don't want my liquor to punch me in the face, but I do want it to slap me a little."
I love being tipsy on vacation. And I also love marrying into a vacation family.
June 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I love being tipsy on vacation. And I also love marrying into a vacation family.
These adults are talking about the reading habits of their kids, and I want to butt in so bad 😂
June 30, 2025 at 8:41 PM
These adults are talking about the reading habits of their kids, and I want to butt in so bad 😂
Can't wait to scare Kyle when I cackle my ass off in the car
June 29, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Can't wait to scare Kyle when I cackle my ass off in the car
Now that she's making his drink, it turns out they don't have Elijah. I think I saw his eye twitch, but he also didn't know what Elijah Craig is, so.
June 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Now that she's making his drink, it turns out they don't have Elijah. I think I saw his eye twitch, but he also didn't know what Elijah Craig is, so.
Oof he did not. He ordered a Jameson and ginger, but they only had Elijah
June 29, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Oof he did not. He ordered a Jameson and ginger, but they only had Elijah
Omg did this dude in highlighter pink not get his whiskey ginger??? He ordered right after us 😬
June 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Omg did this dude in highlighter pink not get his whiskey ginger??? He ordered right after us 😬
She threw in a syrup/ juice of their choice, and now they're naming the new cocktail.
June 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
She threw in a syrup/ juice of their choice, and now they're naming the new cocktail.
THERE WAS NO PUNCH IN THE TEQUILA PUNCH.
June 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
THERE WAS NO PUNCH IN THE TEQUILA PUNCH.
God I miss tipsy live tweeting (WHAT ARE THESE CALLED?!)
June 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
God I miss tipsy live tweeting (WHAT ARE THESE CALLED?!)
To be fair, a Tiki D and a Tiki punch sound similar 💁♀️
June 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
To be fair, a Tiki D and a Tiki punch sound similar 💁♀️
This guy has requested a rum punch twice. He is getting a tequila punch.
June 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
This guy has requested a rum punch twice. He is getting a tequila punch.
This golf group almost got a free drink, but they were thankfully honest
June 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
This golf group almost got a free drink, but they were thankfully honest
She taste tested my drink, and said there may be too much alcohol in it
June 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
She taste tested my drink, and said there may be too much alcohol in it
Our bartender made too much of Kyle's drink, so I got a shot of it
June 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Our bartender made too much of Kyle's drink, so I got a shot of it
They almost lost a credit card and proceeded to almost give the card to the wrong couple
June 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
They almost lost a credit card and proceeded to almost give the card to the wrong couple
Bartender also had to sniff test mixing cups because 3 half made drinks were sitting
June 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Bartender also had to sniff test mixing cups because 3 half made drinks were sitting
We hadn't gotten our drinks because the other bartender thought we left (no one had left).
June 29, 2025 at 9:05 PM
We hadn't gotten our drinks because the other bartender thought we left (no one had left).
We found a backwoods tiki bar, and I'm just tickled.
June 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
We found a backwoods tiki bar, and I'm just tickled.