Gotham City gotta have some of the hardest drill music ever made

Lord, if your will is for me to be the villain please just tell me already

Trump’s fixation on YMCA gotta be studied

Wishing a very happy thanksgiving to all, including the very strange and very wrong RAW MILK PEOPLE, who are DESPERATE to INFECT US with bird flu and a lot of other very bad things. I pray that their stomachs are doing ok while the rest of us use GREEK YOGURT and KEFIR for our probiotics. LOVE 💚

How did the profit motive get so cooked that we started serving full course meals in movie theaters? Pairing a film with a coke and popcorn is sacred and must be defended.

One of my mom’s legendary quirks is using the phrase “selecting a mate” whenever the topic of dating and romance are even lightly broached. Been that way for YEARS

SOMEBODY CHECK ON AUBREY GRAHAM. I know a MANIC EPISODE when I see one.