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sparks!! 🔞
@lovemonkey.bsky.social
epic brainrotted. weird ass freak.
nsfw dump account by sparkskun from tumblr. hunt me down there.
https://tumblr.com/sparkskun
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header; zieru
Peri is hehe, Elpe is haha
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Ash I'm begging you to see a doctor if you haven't already 😭🙏
November 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Aaand we peaked, only downhill from here babes
November 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Decided not to kill the tiktok at 10k as I originally planned because my wife beat the shit out of me (she got sad and I can't stand it when she is sad)
November 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
FORGOT ABOUT MY MODERN AU THAT DOESN'T HAVE A NAME- Forgetting the first child
November 12, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I also have “Capturing Odysseus“ which is OdyHector aaaaand me and my rp partner have “Love to death” which is a huge Hermody thing, if I ever get her to write it as a fanfic I think I would die happy, that one is sososo long…
November 12, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Hehe thank you
November 12, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Perhaps later 🍷 thank you!
November 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Elpenor deserves the love! (I'll be waiting excited for your other thoughts :3)
November 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
November 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
**LOYALTY, me when the autocorrect ಠ⁠_⁠ʖ⁠ಠ
November 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
The end, sorry for the long ramble. Might do this again with my other ships some day idk. Easier than drawing 100 pages.
November 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Furthermore, Eurylochus still has some royalty to Odysseus. A royalty that is perhaps bigger than the one for the crew. Odysseus has to use this to his advantage to escape, even if it means to manipulate everyone around him but especially Eury.
November 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Odysseus knows he is outnumbered, but he is a smart man with a high enough pain tolerance and he will never, ever give up. He notices that there is already a slight infight. Yes some of them thinks it's amusing how Perimedes treats their wife, but Elpenor and Eurylochus is strongly against it.
November 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
He was ready to die with this secret. It's not like him and Odysseus could be anything more, especially because their friendship started to sour more and more. But finally, thanks for the twist of the curse, Eurylochus gets to live out a life he always wanted.
November 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Eurylochus is the most interesting of them all imo. He is the only one who had genuine romantic feelings towards Odysseus way before all of this. They grew up together, they were best friends and Eurylochus only married Ctimene because she was the closest thing to Odysseus.
November 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
But once the journey started, Odysseus' attention drifted more and more and in the end they weren't more than pawns to him. It's a form of betrayal that Perimedes will NEVER forget, and if he had to force Odysseus' attention back on him, then he'll do it.
November 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
One time Odysseus asks Perimedes if he really hates him that much, and his answer is that he doesn't hate him, he adores him. Much like many other he did respect and love their captain, the one who always protected them during the war.
November 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
He is not above hitting him, hurting him, tying him up and humiliating him. He essentially plays a fucked up version of house with him. Odysseus actually has to thank him for fucking him, or he'll be punished even further. Perimedes seems to be the most angry about his crimes.
November 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Now. Perimedes on the other hand. He is a little shit. He was always a loud mouth. He always loved to push boundaries. And now he has free range to Odysseus, which is very dangerous.
November 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Elpe wants to spoil Odysseus, he can't believe he has the "perfect wife", how lucky he is, feeling like he was choosen by the man who always seemed out of reach even in his fantasies
November 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM