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Mike Hawk
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Boston based drag king. Full of bad ideas. I blame most of my success on the Boston top shortage
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A meme: on the left, an imagine of legs in black leather chaps with the butt exposed, labeled "Assless Chaps." On the right, a screenshot from King of the Hill of Hank Hill at the doctor's office, showing he has no butt
July 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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June 21, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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Glowed UP
Mike Hawk, circa 2019, dressed as Edward Scissorhands but with paper mache dildos for fingers. Mike Hawk, today, also as Edward Dildohands but the dildos are colorful and more realistic, and his hair looks styled with better makeup
April 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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The number of people who asked me if this is usable tn

y'all slutty slut sluts
Mike, a nonbinary person with long hair, sideburns and makeup, wearing a black glove with large pink and purple dildos for fingers. He is also wearing bunny ears and a blue vibrator earring
April 20, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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Instagram was cool with my dick charcuterie but it was too scandalous for FB 🥲
April 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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No one dibsed it so it goes to charity i guess
A close up of a person in a red plaid shirt and jeans donating blood at the Red Cross
April 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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This took like 5 minutes to prep and 45 to bake and is SO PRETTY
A pastry shaped like a rose, sprinkled with sugar, on a blue flowered plate with a fork.
April 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Didn't say "nice" when the nurse said my heart rate was 69
April 1, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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No more 1970s boob lights that constantly buzz! (I hired an electrician dw wasnt making that mistake again)
March 31, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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🎵spyin'on my cat🎵
March 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Bonus: Man Scents™️
Malin + Goetz hotel soap and shampoo dispensers. The body wash is rum, the conditioner is cilantro, and the shampoo is peppermint scented
March 7, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Please enjoy this incredibly affirming hotel room I was staying in last night I have never been more butch
March 7, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Me "why has no one done a dissolving sweater"

Me 4 weeks later "oh. because it's fucking hard"
February 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Turns out when you buy obvious murder cleanup supplies for a drag number the hardware store guy looks at you strange
Mike Hawk stands in front of a glitter curtain with drag makeup on. He is wearing a black rhinestoned mesh top, black leather pants, a yellow leather apron splattered with red glitter to look like blood, two yellow rubber gloves splattered with red glitter, and a yellow banded face shield which he is tipping at the viewer. There are two knives in his pocket, rope on his belt, a giant trash bag draped over his shoulders and a big yellow bloody sponge in one hand. His forearms are stained red.
February 18, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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good morning
A bedroom with purple walls, a king sized bed,and a white comforter. On the comforter is a red plush blanket labeled "the cozy blanket i put out for him." Next to it is a pile of black clothes labeled "my clean clothes." A black cat is sitting on the clothes
February 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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A gold and black medal saying "EXCELLENCE IN SERVICE" and "20 YEARS"
February 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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(I do have to shave the rest of my face a few times a day obviously but the hair is most dense there)
A selfie of Mike Hawk out of drag. He has long brown hair, glasses, thick sideburns and a moderately dense 5 o'clock shadow
January 22, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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damn just got like a hundred new followers right when I've been on drag break and don't have anything good to post. anyway this is me as a human
An androgynous person (Mike Hawk out of drag) leans towards the camera with hands in pockets. He has a dark brown pompadour with a green street, sideburns, and a light smoky eye, and is wearing a black sleeveless button up with most buttons open, and a silver male symbol necklace. One breast is visible from the shirt
January 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Last day of quarantine
A black cat with a docked ear looks dramatically into the distance with an air of determination. He is a good boy
January 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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January 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Everyone say Merry Christmas Mr. Sagan
A black cat stands on a couch looking with uncertainty at a red stocking embroidered with ornaments and labeled SAGAN. A black cat sniffs a red stocking embroidered with ornaments and labeled SAGAN. A black cat on a couch playing with a stuffed pickle surrounded by toys A black cat on a couch bunny kicking a stuffed pickle with such verocity he is blurry
December 26, 2024 at 12:28 AM
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Sagan enjoying his Christmas dinner

Yes I made him Christmas tree cat treats lol
A black cat eating from a plate that contains a shrimp A plate of cat food, featuring a shrimp, wet food, and a large frozen cat treat block shaped like a Christmas tree
December 26, 2024 at 12:11 AM
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Left my Christmas cards real late lol
A Christmas postcard on a table with a pen, featuring Mike Hawk, a drag king, dressed as Santa and drinking a can of Coca Cola
December 24, 2024 at 4:26 AM
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Desperately want to go to hole but almost died going to get my meds around the corner
Image of a snow covered parking lot with snow coming down very hard
December 20, 2024 at 11:56 PM
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The Wendy's guy had never heard of the Who's and was very alarmed
Mike Hawk, a drag performer, close to the camera while sitting in a car. He is wearing a Who prosthetic from How The Grinch Stole Christmas and looking a little embarrassed
December 19, 2024 at 5:15 AM