Sam
@lovelyoldtree.bsky.social
I used to be good at computer games, but they changed what "good at computer games" was, now what I am is "below average at computer games", and "good at computer games" is challenging and unattainable to me. It'll happen to you!
Free to those who can afford it, very expensive to those who can't.
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Free to those who can afford it, very expensive to those who can't.
I carried this round like I was FBI.
December 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I carried this round like I was FBI.
QTP with your favourite Jedi! (Wrong answers only)
December 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
QTP with your favourite Jedi! (Wrong answers only)
Ma Parker is due to have a comeback
December 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Ma Parker is due to have a comeback
Imagine being asked to tone your fetish down by 50-75%, how do you even measure that? I'm glad they said nuts to that nerd with the justification that people are by nature pervy and will find their niche whatever you do
December 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Imagine being asked to tone your fetish down by 50-75%, how do you even measure that? I'm glad they said nuts to that nerd with the justification that people are by nature pervy and will find their niche whatever you do
That's great news, I hope that there are some bald themed quests afoot
November 30, 2025 at 9:46 PM
That's great news, I hope that there are some bald themed quests afoot
Post your favourite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
November 29, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Post your favourite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
What I got, you got to get it put it in you
What I got, you got to get it put it in you
What I got, you got to get it put it in you
Reeling with the feeling, don’t stop, continue
What I got, you got to get it put it in you
What I got, you got to get it put it in you
Reeling with the feeling, don’t stop, continue
November 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
What I got, you got to get it put it in you
What I got, you got to get it put it in you
What I got, you got to get it put it in you
Reeling with the feeling, don’t stop, continue
What I got, you got to get it put it in you
What I got, you got to get it put it in you
Reeling with the feeling, don’t stop, continue
They say he carved it himself from a bigger card
November 21, 2025 at 10:02 PM
They say he carved it himself from a bigger card
Meet Cueball, the man with no hair!
November 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Meet Cueball, the man with no hair!
I don't know if the click-bait ads I've been seeing are specifically targeted at me, but I am now worried that greasy spoon cafes hold the one big secret that Doctors DON'T want you to know about.
November 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I don't know if the click-bait ads I've been seeing are specifically targeted at me, but I am now worried that greasy spoon cafes hold the one big secret that Doctors DON'T want you to know about.
"I eat dinner standing over the sink"
October 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
"I eat dinner standing over the sink"
On a similar search I stumbled across a pretty good one on the play store (see image for what the icon looks like), if you play it when online there's ads, or you can switch wifi off to avoid them, or shell out for the ad free version. It collects all the basic phone games your dad might want.
October 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
On a similar search I stumbled across a pretty good one on the play store (see image for what the icon looks like), if you play it when online there's ads, or you can switch wifi off to avoid them, or shell out for the ad free version. It collects all the basic phone games your dad might want.
I'd get that in a heartbeat if it was the "you're gonna need two hands, grandma" version. Also these other items would be acceptable, possibly all worn together.
October 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I'd get that in a heartbeat if it was the "you're gonna need two hands, grandma" version. Also these other items would be acceptable, possibly all worn together.
Fantastic, or Alphanumeric! (In Jonathan Frakes' voice)
October 17, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Fantastic, or Alphanumeric! (In Jonathan Frakes' voice)