How fucking stupid do you have to be to see this and ask if we're open?

Thanks Trump

If tons of awesome flavors exist for your nicotine options, why would you chose tobacco or original? Is it toxic masculinity or what? Fucking cops man.

Finally moved into a new place. 4 days in, the fire department has to come in because someone was too fucked up to notice their apartment was filled with smoke and both of their fire alarms go off. I think they were also new year move ins'.

If you smell like an ashtray and a whole bottle cologne just go home and take a shower. No one is impressed by your Audi or that ugly ass goatee.

I hope the apartment is getting back to me soon.

I am going to choke the next motherfucker if they show up to my store being stupid. The coffee labeled 'Columbian' is "de-caff free." I am going to fucking scream!

Yay double shift! Fuck I'm tired. Had to deal with 2 absolute shit head MAGA bros (two separate events). Gonna go home, lay down, die, and wish I was dead when I wake up.

Fucking hate waking up in this country.

Anybody have a room to rent?

"You know, with how much I give to the lotto commission, I would at least like a bench with my name on it in one of those parks they build."

-Random Customer