Just remembered I had this account hello the psychosis is over

Sunbather extraordinaire 🤩

How come I’m the one who’s studying, but SHE’s the one who’s completely exhausted?!

I’m back to PR’ing in the gym 😭 it’s been 4-5 months of climbing out after being sick and what not. Feels nice to be back

My job is to make sure Honey can lay her head comfortably while she naps near me. Today’s pillow: a toy and an old blanket

My idea of a wild night is going on FB marketplace and messaging 10 ppl about their items, logging off and never responding again.

Ordered an everything bagel with scallion cream cheese at an allegedly good Seattle bagel spot. Untoasted and cold, it took me damn near a minute to chew each bite. Wondering if yall hate me ?

5am is the best gym crowd, high % of ripped old ladies and secret queers in hoodies. Very few gym bros 10/10 overall