One of my recent poems...

My daughter to me: I was telling David that every time we watch a movie with Dwayne the Rock Johnson, I think of you Dad.

Me: Aw, that's sweet.

Alicia: But I don't know why because you're not tall, or buff or anything like him...

Me: ☠️☠️☠️☠️ 😳🙄🤦‍♂️👀😭

#GirlDad

More people will be signing up for jury duty than registered to vote if the UHC CEO assassin is ever caught... #JuryNullification 😳

You HAVE to read the comments..."coverage denied because by the time the ambulance arrived, he had a preexisting condition" 😳😅👀

It's not funny, but...

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“Whoever established the high road and how high it should be should be fired.” — Sandra Bullock

Sentiment those of us who voted for her silently, and some not so silently, express on a daily basis. 😅🤭

Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems. I'm a law talker, not a mathmagicianer. 🤷‍♂️🖖😏

Howdy all! 👋 I’ve left the chaos of X for these blue skies. Looking forward to meaningful conversations, good vibes, and zero unsolicited opinions about pineapple on pizza. Let’s make this fun! 💙🖖 #Bluesky #BreatheFresh

Enjoying the fresh air under the BlueSky. Take a deep breath and exhale. Feels good. 💙🖖