"Wow, this library has a lot of shelves."
"Unfortunately, that's because the books take up a lot of space with all their inefficient style and nuance and undertones. Fortunately we're offering a new program where we boil the book down in a solvent and inject it directly into your bloodstream."

Honestly thank goodness this has finally happened because I’d been starting to feel like, if libraries aren’t one of the things getting irrationally targeted for extinction in the current climate, are we even doing any good in society?

Me on my way back from finding a book on the shelf that my coworker said was missing

The world is awash in miseries and injustice but I just found out I got quoted by @georgetakei.bsky.social so I feel like that almost evens things out

The prison-orange cardigan industry took a hit today