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vampire garfield

she/they
big pharma will soon be out of my system and maybe then I will be a person again. also I’m growing my own mushrooms to fix my brain with.
December 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
“What if he fell asleep” “what if he was drunk” “what if someone else ordered the food” and what if the Easter bunny came to his house and pulled his pants down and opened his door.
October 21, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Siding with a corporation is bootlicker behavior. Stand up lol.
October 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
2001: the internet is full of weirdos don’t give anyone your personal information
2025: the robot that’s infiltrated every aspect of my digital experience told me the holocaust never happened and cited itself as a source
October 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
If you hate AI infiltrating artists space and spend a lot of time doing crafts that you’re thinking about selling, I made an app specifically for you and the beta version will be available next month for testing. :) more info coming soon @vendrus.bsky.social
August 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
having a boyfriend is cool because there’s more pocket room
August 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
(at a classy restaurant, setting my phone up against my water glass) sorry I can’t eat without watching edits of Lestat de Lioncourt from the 2022 television series Interview with the Vampire.
July 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
take the risk. ask someone to feed you grapes in a clearing while listening to folk love songs and then wait three and a half years for them to travel the country and miss you so bad they want to come back to tell you that you never left their mind.
June 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
By far my most beautiful masterpiece of literature.
June 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
i released a new song or whatever go check it out <3 open.spotify.com/track/25UDe4...
a few more days
GRAVESEY · a few more days · Song · 2025
open.spotify.com
June 6, 2025 at 4:03 AM
198 hours of my life that I cherished
June 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
10am texts
May 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
spontaneous trip to canada at 9pm on a sunday
May 12, 2025 at 2:42 AM
There needs to be a summer break for adults. I need 3 full months of not working to feel normal again.
February 6, 2025 at 4:04 PM
The best part of playing imessage games is the part where I text my friends saying “I will become a danger to myself and others if I lose this game right now” in the middle of losing a game.
January 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
people posting about fan theories of how they want the greys anatomy series finale to play out as if it’s not a 21 season long show where one of the main characters has been “retiring” since season 1
January 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
mmmm no work to do at work. perhaps I’ll visit the restroom and hit my vape a lot.
January 23, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I cut my hair at work
December 19, 2024 at 1:07 PM
I have a deep unyielding need to reread the hunger games for the fourteenth time.
December 4, 2024 at 1:57 PM
People who put Christmas lights on their cars should be publicly shamed
November 25, 2024 at 11:28 AM
My favorite part of my friend group is sending photos of road kill at 8:30AM.
November 17, 2024 at 1:40 PM
Reposted by den
can i get uhh complete breakdown of the fabric of society
July 24, 2023 at 9:46 PM