Is it strange to cry into your/his yogurt while reading this obituary?

I can smell the shag carpet and polyester…

I have a great-uncle who was killed in France in WWI and another who was gassed but survived. My grandfather tried to join and lied about his age (he was in his teens still), but someone at the recruiting station recognized him and told the sergeant that he was lying. He was sent home.

Just ordered it, dammit! The dog is waiting by the mailbox. Wait, I don’t have a dog…

A big fat heart attack?! Cancer of the tongue?! Flesh eating bacteria?! You…resign?!?!

Talk about ‘cancel culture’…

Still drinking the Kool-Aid, cap?

I’ll be sure to replay the “archived” show.

Or Fart. I’m sure the sales would be record setting.

💯

Proudly used at one time in our household.

In SE Louisiana, you get about a month’s worth of wearing pants at best. And the days aren’t all together. Wearing pants for work, social functions and a Mardi Gras costume don’t count.

Coin toss between prog and hardcore and they hit record while the coin was in the air. I’m painting my bathroom to this one.

A no wave marching band trying to escape a monster magnet. My cats love it.