I def identify more with the Horrobins than the Aldridge’s - you can take a girl out of a council house …

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I’m also flying solo - if I haven’t been able to get him to listen after 31 years so it’s not going to happen now. But apparently I have to go with him to see Neil Young
Thinking if I wear a “I ❤️ Helen T Shirt” someone will strike up a conversation with me #TheArchers

I occasionally drive past the test centre where I took both of mine - it closed about 20 years ago but I still panic that somebody is going to jump out & force me to take my test again. My mother in law says she’d rather give birth again than take another driving test #TheArchers

It had an inevitability about it. We haven’t had a competition in about 6 weeks #TheArchers

You’re not liable for national insurance contributions when you’re in chokey. In my old paper based DHSS work days there used to be a note on the national insurance account. Non liability type 5 & the dates - would have been unprofessional to speculate on the reason. Obvs ☺️

Hope someone mentions how awful Lulu & Elaine Paige are in mine

It will let me go as high as 4 stars but that’s a slap in the face to da shed
No submit button for 5 stars - I think Emma Freud is trying to nobble the competition

Recently tried an IKEA jammy dodger(won a packet at the quiz held at our local one)
Far superior to the branded version - the biscuit doesn’t taste stale. The chocolate ones are vile though - very dry
Would Felpersham have an IKEA? #TheArchers

Back in the 70s we used to have a full on display of fruit & veg to distribute. And one of those intricate harvest loaves - would be cut up afterwards & we’d all have a piece. One year I got the bit with the mouse on - beat having to be the narrator at the nativity when I really wanted to be Mary

Haven’t listened yet but it’s possible @mattukernow.bsky.social has made it sound dirtier than it actually was. Am I going to be disappointed? Could really do with some filth
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That why you use pappy bread. No need to waste decency

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That must be a surprise!

No - pappy white bread for maximum bean juice absorption- #TheArchers

Actually now I think about it there’s a third way - when my daughter was little I used to make her beans on toast surprise. The surprise is a Dairylea triangle hidden under the beans.
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I live with someone who has his beans on the side so they don’t touch the toast and make it “soggy” - as if the last bean juice soaked mouthful of toast isn’t the best bit.
So there are at least two ways but one of them is wrong.

I’m class in a glass me