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try everything is Not a good song but the tiger dancers are so OUGH

no. I can't hold it back anymore, watch Zootopia 1 <3 it good <3

When you mention being “out of spoons” and a NT who’s not familiar with Spoon Theory takes you literally and says “you can always wash the dishes you know,” these are the spoons that come out the other end. Special hell spoons. For scooping out their eyes.

also obligatory "Fuck Disney" disclaimer <3

id say "you should watch it!" but after however long you've been in the fandom, if you haven't seen it yet, you know what you're about 🫡 and i respect that 🫡

and also are probably sick of people telling you to watch it lolll

you are forgiven! i am surprised more than deeply offended!

when now,
i still want, and/or love you,
now as always,
now...
Anne.

now,
with my mental facilities partially muddled and ready to snap,
now,
though there are possibilities still to be studied, i might as well nap!
bow,
though i must to adjust my original plan,
how
shall i sleep half as deep as i usually can?

and Stendhal would ruin the plan of attack as there isn't much blue in the red and the black.
de maupassant's candour would cause her dismay,
the Brantes are grander, but not very gay,
her taste is much blander, I'm sorry to say,
but is hans christian anderson ever risqué?

which eliminates A!

im behind to be chilly and feel a buffoon, but nightshirts are silly in mid-afternoon.

which leaves the suggestive, but how to proceed?
although she gets restive, perhaps i could read?

in view of her penchant for something romantic, de sade is too trenchant, and dickens, too frantic,

say,
that i settle with b, to wit a charmingly lecherous mood.
A- i could put on my nightshirt, and sit, disarmingly, B- in the nude...
that might be effective, my body's alright,
but not in perspective, and not in the light...

removing her clothing would take me all day,
and her subsequent loathing would turn me away,
which eliminates B, and which leaves us with A.

now,
insofar as approaching it, what would be festive, but have its effect?
now,
there are two was of broaching it, A- the suggestive, and B- the direct.

now, B might arouse her, but if i assume,
i trip on my trouserleg crossing the room.
her hair getting tangled, her stays getting snapped.
my nerves would be jangled, my energy sapped.