It isn’t. But I wouldn’t be mad If someone bought it for me. It’s the cocktail book - husband lives making cocktails.

I think I saw two things on the list that didn’t make me screw up my nose. One I’m considering buying.

The cutest wee things

Very important secret baby elephant business obviously

I'm still angry that people died needlessly and isolated from their families. I'm angry that we all cheered the NHS on Thursday nights until it was time to give them pay rises. But that time at home, with the peace and lack of pressure. I quite enjoyed that.

Me too. We lived locally enough to in-laws that we could do drive pasts and drop off groceries at their door (and vice versa) so not entirely isolated from them. My dad had died in the November previously and I know he wouldn't have coped with lockdown so there was a relief he didn't have that.

I wonder if it’s the very bad profanity that I do enjoy using.

That’s not just sausage. That’s pork wellington. Salford Hospital is posh.

We love you. And @littlemavis.bsky.social xx

It's just shit. Can they not give you the good painkillers at home? Or would you still have to go to A&E? Hugs to you both. #WomsLastStand #CatheterChat #FuckCancer

Nah. Nessie is a fresh water monster, don't think she could cope with a salt water journey to Orkney.

Scrap that. It definitely is another prehistoric settlement. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Surely they're not making us wait on tenterhooks for news of a prehistoric settlement on Orkney?