Accidentally Sideways
@louiscaldwell.bsky.social
Queer. Dyslexic. Satirical. I write Accidentally Sideways™—a Script-Com™ series that slaps, sparkles, and doesn’t ask for permission. Written at 2 a.m. with a haunted Siri and a political gay ghost.
I see him with a finger in the middle of the flap of his neck poking at it.
October 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I see him with a finger in the middle of the flap of his neck poking at it.
I see him with a finger in the middle of the flap of his neck poking at it.
October 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I see him with a finger in the middle of the flap of his neck poking at it.
I see him with a finger in the middle of the flap of his neck poking at it.
October 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I see him with a finger in the middle of the flap of his neck poking at it.
I see him with a finger in the middle of the flap of his neck poking at it.
October 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I see him with a finger in the middle of the flap of his neck poking at it.
I see him with a finger in the middle of the flap of his neck poking at it.
October 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I see him with a finger in the middle of the flap of his neck poking at it.
I see him with a finger in the middle of the flap of his neck poking at it.
October 18, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I see him with a finger in the middle of the flap of his neck poking at it.
I see him with a finger in the middle of the flap of his neck poking at it.
October 18, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I see him with a finger in the middle of the flap of his neck poking at it.
That image of Mike Johnson just gave me a Shawshank redemption crawled through shit flashback. But in my version he gets stuck in the pipe.
Mike Johnson
Speaker Mike Johnson
#MikeJohnson
Mike Johnson
Speaker Mike Johnson
#MikeJohnson
October 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
That image of Mike Johnson just gave me a Shawshank redemption crawled through shit flashback. But in my version he gets stuck in the pipe.
Mike Johnson
Speaker Mike Johnson
#MikeJohnson
Mike Johnson
Speaker Mike Johnson
#MikeJohnson
That image of Mike Johnson just gave me a Shawshank redemption crawled through shit flashback. But in my version he gets stuck in the pipe.
Mike Johnson
Speaker Mike Johnson
#MikeJohnson
Mike Johnson
Speaker Mike Johnson
#MikeJohnson
October 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
That image of Mike Johnson just gave me a Shawshank redemption crawled through shit flashback. But in my version he gets stuck in the pipe.
Mike Johnson
Speaker Mike Johnson
#MikeJohnson
Mike Johnson
Speaker Mike Johnson
#MikeJohnson
That image of Mike Johnson just gave me a Shawshank redemption crawled through shit flashback. But in my version he gets stuck in the pipe.
Mike Johnson
Speaker Mike Johnson
#MikeJohnson
Mike Johnson
Speaker Mike Johnson
#MikeJohnson
October 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
That image of Mike Johnson just gave me a Shawshank redemption crawled through shit flashback. But in my version he gets stuck in the pipe.
Mike Johnson
Speaker Mike Johnson
#MikeJohnson
Mike Johnson
Speaker Mike Johnson
#MikeJohnson
That image of Mike Johnson just gave me a Shawshank redemption crawled through shit flashback. But in my version he gets stuck in the pipe.
Mike Johnson
Speaker Mike Johnson
#MikeJohnson
Mike Johnson
Speaker Mike Johnson
#MikeJohnson
October 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
That image of Mike Johnson just gave me a Shawshank redemption crawled through shit flashback. But in my version he gets stuck in the pipe.
Mike Johnson
Speaker Mike Johnson
#MikeJohnson
Mike Johnson
Speaker Mike Johnson
#MikeJohnson
That image of Mike Johnson just gave me a Shawshank redemption crawled through shit flashback. But in my version he gets stuck in the pipe.
Mike Johnson
Speaker Mike Johnson
#MikeJohnson
Mike Johnson
Speaker Mike Johnson
#MikeJohnson
October 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
That image of Mike Johnson just gave me a Shawshank redemption crawled through shit flashback. But in my version he gets stuck in the pipe.
Mike Johnson
Speaker Mike Johnson
#MikeJohnson
Mike Johnson
Speaker Mike Johnson
#MikeJohnson
That image of Mike Johnson just gave me a Shawshank redemption crawled through shit flashback. But in my version he gets stuck in the pipe.
Mike Johnson
Speaker Mike Johnson
#MikeJohnson
Mike Johnson
Speaker Mike Johnson
#MikeJohnson
October 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
That image of Mike Johnson just gave me a Shawshank redemption crawled through shit flashback. But in my version he gets stuck in the pipe.
Mike Johnson
Speaker Mike Johnson
#MikeJohnson
Mike Johnson
Speaker Mike Johnson
#MikeJohnson
