Christian Arrrrr
louiekaboom.bsky.social
Christian Arrrrr
@louiekaboom.bsky.social
Host of The In My Defense Podcast and I sometimes seek validation through making people laugh
Last night's game session was a hell of a time to discover that I'm apparently really good at mimicking a small dog barking..... ladies? 🤔😏🤦
December 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Don't care if it makes me petty, there is little more satisfying than someone playing Authority of the Consuls when I have a Kona in my hand
December 19, 2025 at 5:21 AM
The "I would have 2 nickels" joke really needs to he taken out back and put out of its misery at this point
October 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
"I just got put in my place, and the basement is flooded" is exactly the kind of energy I expected Whitney to bring to #criticalrole #campaign4
October 3, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I wonder if a good test to see how well the Spider-man set holds up MTG is to look at the Into the Omenpaths counterparts and see if you can identify which spider-man character it's supposed to be
September 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Just wanna remind ABC that if the current president is singing your praises, that's not a good thing
September 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Can't talk now. Listening to Nemik's Manifesto on repeat until . . . the time comes
September 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I'm definitely not the first person to make this joke, but my favorite think about Leslie Odom Jr.'s return to Broadway is he looks like he just came out of an old character creation menu and picked the first hairstyle available
September 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
"Sometimes, women like women and men like men, and if they really want to, they can work to start a family together"

Boom I just gave you everything you need to explain scary LGBTQ+ concepts to your grandkids, your dinosaurs!
August 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
This post probably won't help, but why tf am I being fed ads for dandruff shampoo?! I haven't had hair on my head for the better part of two decades! 🤣🤣

Do better algorithm gods
August 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Hell yeah!
August 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Building a #DrawSteel campaign one adventure at a time, and never has this process been so smooth. I've run games for a bunch of systems, and I usually struggle making things from scratch without a jumping off point. But this system makes it easy
August 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I need a Lex Luthor version of "Not Like Us" featuring the line "Say Kal, I hear you're making a harem"
a man is singing into a microphone while wearing a jacket with the letter r on it
ALT: a man is singing into a microphone while wearing a jacket with the letter r on it
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July 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Downloading various content to watch on my flight today. The pedigree of said content i decide to watch will depend on how attractive the passenger next to me is.
July 3, 2025 at 8:42 AM
As not "yes, and" as it is, my favorite response whenever someone says something up hinged during improv dialog is still "....What?!"
May 31, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I'm really glad both the Alien and Predator franchises were able to bounce back from the clusterfuck that was the AvP movies
May 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
If you use the phrase "like herding cats" with someone who might not be as familiar with the phrase, it can definitely paint a different picture in their heads than what you might have been going for
May 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
If we can do what we're doing to Target and Tesla, to JK Rowling as well, that'd be great. Y'all really care about what House you're in that much?
April 24, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Reposted by Christian Arrrrr
April 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
This little shit my favorite transformer. Any time Megatron takes a nap for too long, this fucker is ready to torpedo him out to space and take leadership of the Decepticons
April 7, 2025 at 3:29 AM
A card shop that allows you to have a tab open is so flippin' dangerous
April 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I'm doing an MTG Prerelease for the first time at my LGS. They are full up for Tarkir. I hope WoTC takes note, this is what people want
April 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Okay jumping on to a new social, and I have to say....asking my age already feels like an attack
April 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM