Christian Arrrrr
@louiekaboom.bsky.social
Host of The In My Defense Podcast and I sometimes seek validation through making people laugh
Last night's game session was a hell of a time to discover that I'm apparently really good at mimicking a small dog barking..... ladies? 🤔😏🤦
December 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Last night's game session was a hell of a time to discover that I'm apparently really good at mimicking a small dog barking..... ladies? 🤔😏🤦
Don't care if it makes me petty, there is little more satisfying than someone playing Authority of the Consuls when I have a Kona in my hand
December 19, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Don't care if it makes me petty, there is little more satisfying than someone playing Authority of the Consuls when I have a Kona in my hand
The "I would have 2 nickels" joke really needs to he taken out back and put out of its misery at this point
October 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The "I would have 2 nickels" joke really needs to he taken out back and put out of its misery at this point
"I just got put in my place, and the basement is flooded" is exactly the kind of energy I expected Whitney to bring to #criticalrole #campaign4
October 3, 2025 at 5:35 AM
"I just got put in my place, and the basement is flooded" is exactly the kind of energy I expected Whitney to bring to #criticalrole #campaign4
I wonder if a good test to see how well the Spider-man set holds up MTG is to look at the Into the Omenpaths counterparts and see if you can identify which spider-man character it's supposed to be
September 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I wonder if a good test to see how well the Spider-man set holds up MTG is to look at the Into the Omenpaths counterparts and see if you can identify which spider-man character it's supposed to be
Just wanna remind ABC that if the current president is singing your praises, that's not a good thing
September 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Just wanna remind ABC that if the current president is singing your praises, that's not a good thing
Can't talk now. Listening to Nemik's Manifesto on repeat until . . . the time comes
September 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Can't talk now. Listening to Nemik's Manifesto on repeat until . . . the time comes
I'm definitely not the first person to make this joke, but my favorite think about Leslie Odom Jr.'s return to Broadway is he looks like he just came out of an old character creation menu and picked the first hairstyle available
September 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I'm definitely not the first person to make this joke, but my favorite think about Leslie Odom Jr.'s return to Broadway is he looks like he just came out of an old character creation menu and picked the first hairstyle available
"Sometimes, women like women and men like men, and if they really want to, they can work to start a family together"
Boom I just gave you everything you need to explain scary LGBTQ+ concepts to your grandkids, your dinosaurs!
Boom I just gave you everything you need to explain scary LGBTQ+ concepts to your grandkids, your dinosaurs!
‘Breakfast Club’ defends Snoop Dogg after rapper calls out LGBTQ+ content in children’s movies
‘Breakfast Club’ defends Snoop Dogg after rapper calls out LGBTQ+ content in children’s movies
Hosts of the nationally syndicated radio show and podcast "The Breakfast Club" defended rapper Snoop Dogg on Tuesday after he raised concerns about LGBTQ+ characters in children's movies.
nypost.com
August 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
"Sometimes, women like women and men like men, and if they really want to, they can work to start a family together"
Boom I just gave you everything you need to explain scary LGBTQ+ concepts to your grandkids, your dinosaurs!
Boom I just gave you everything you need to explain scary LGBTQ+ concepts to your grandkids, your dinosaurs!
This post probably won't help, but why tf am I being fed ads for dandruff shampoo?! I haven't had hair on my head for the better part of two decades! 🤣🤣
Do better algorithm gods
Do better algorithm gods
August 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
This post probably won't help, but why tf am I being fed ads for dandruff shampoo?! I haven't had hair on my head for the better part of two decades! 🤣🤣
Do better algorithm gods
Do better algorithm gods
Hell yeah!
The ruling sided with environmental groups and the Miccosukee Tribe, who had filed a suit alleging that the facility built in the Florida Everglades violated federal environmental laws.
Federal Judge Orders ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ To Be Shut Down Within 60 Days—No New Detainees
The ruling sided with environmental groups and the Miccosukee Tribe, who had filed a suit alleging that the facility built in the Florida Everglades violated federal environmental laws.
www.forbes.com
August 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Hell yeah!
Building a #DrawSteel campaign one adventure at a time, and never has this process been so smooth. I've run games for a bunch of systems, and I usually struggle making things from scratch without a jumping off point. But this system makes it easy
August 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Building a #DrawSteel campaign one adventure at a time, and never has this process been so smooth. I've run games for a bunch of systems, and I usually struggle making things from scratch without a jumping off point. But this system makes it easy
I need a Lex Luthor version of "Not Like Us" featuring the line "Say Kal, I hear you're making a harem"
a man is singing into a microphone while wearing a jacket with the letter r on it
ALT: a man is singing into a microphone while wearing a jacket with the letter r on it
media.tenor.com
July 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I need a Lex Luthor version of "Not Like Us" featuring the line "Say Kal, I hear you're making a harem"
Downloading various content to watch on my flight today. The pedigree of said content i decide to watch will depend on how attractive the passenger next to me is.
July 3, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Downloading various content to watch on my flight today. The pedigree of said content i decide to watch will depend on how attractive the passenger next to me is.
As not "yes, and" as it is, my favorite response whenever someone says something up hinged during improv dialog is still "....What?!"
May 31, 2025 at 1:32 AM
As not "yes, and" as it is, my favorite response whenever someone says something up hinged during improv dialog is still "....What?!"
I'm really glad both the Alien and Predator franchises were able to bounce back from the clusterfuck that was the AvP movies
May 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I'm really glad both the Alien and Predator franchises were able to bounce back from the clusterfuck that was the AvP movies
If you use the phrase "like herding cats" with someone who might not be as familiar with the phrase, it can definitely paint a different picture in their heads than what you might have been going for
May 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
If you use the phrase "like herding cats" with someone who might not be as familiar with the phrase, it can definitely paint a different picture in their heads than what you might have been going for
If we can do what we're doing to Target and Tesla, to JK Rowling as well, that'd be great. Y'all really care about what House you're in that much?
April 24, 2025 at 5:23 AM
If we can do what we're doing to Target and Tesla, to JK Rowling as well, that'd be great. Y'all really care about what House you're in that much?
Reposted by Christian Arrrrr
This little shit my favorite transformer. Any time Megatron takes a nap for too long, this fucker is ready to torpedo him out to space and take leadership of the Decepticons
April 7, 2025 at 3:29 AM
This little shit my favorite transformer. Any time Megatron takes a nap for too long, this fucker is ready to torpedo him out to space and take leadership of the Decepticons
A card shop that allows you to have a tab open is so flippin' dangerous
April 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
A card shop that allows you to have a tab open is so flippin' dangerous
I'm doing an MTG Prerelease for the first time at my LGS. They are full up for Tarkir. I hope WoTC takes note, this is what people want
April 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I'm doing an MTG Prerelease for the first time at my LGS. They are full up for Tarkir. I hope WoTC takes note, this is what people want
Okay jumping on to a new social, and I have to say....asking my age already feels like an attack
April 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Okay jumping on to a new social, and I have to say....asking my age already feels like an attack