Lou Gravity
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ROLL OVER, SOUP NAZI
We have sh-- for f---ing poor people. Who buys our s---? I don’t buy Campbell’s products barely anymore,” Martin Bally, vice president and chief security officer for Campbell’s Soup.
“Bioengineered meat — I don’t wanna eat a piece of chicken that came from a 3-D printer,”
We have sh-- for f---ing poor people. Who buys our s---? I don’t buy Campbell’s products barely anymore,” Martin Bally, vice president and chief security officer for Campbell’s Soup.
“Bioengineered meat — I don’t wanna eat a piece of chicken that came from a 3-D printer,”
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 PM
ROLL OVER, SOUP NAZI
We have sh-- for f---ing poor people. Who buys our s---? I don’t buy Campbell’s products barely anymore,” Martin Bally, vice president and chief security officer for Campbell’s Soup.
“Bioengineered meat — I don’t wanna eat a piece of chicken that came from a 3-D printer,”
We have sh-- for f---ing poor people. Who buys our s---? I don’t buy Campbell’s products barely anymore,” Martin Bally, vice president and chief security officer for Campbell’s Soup.
“Bioengineered meat — I don’t wanna eat a piece of chicken that came from a 3-D printer,”
COMPARED TO THE HITLER YOUTH, I GUESS
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth plans to cut military ties with Scouting America (the Boy Scouts), because they are not macho enough, attack boy-friendly spaces, are too genderless, push gender confusion, are adopting diversity, equity, and inclusion.
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth plans to cut military ties with Scouting America (the Boy Scouts), because they are not macho enough, attack boy-friendly spaces, are too genderless, push gender confusion, are adopting diversity, equity, and inclusion.
November 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
COMPARED TO THE HITLER YOUTH, I GUESS
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth plans to cut military ties with Scouting America (the Boy Scouts), because they are not macho enough, attack boy-friendly spaces, are too genderless, push gender confusion, are adopting diversity, equity, and inclusion.
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth plans to cut military ties with Scouting America (the Boy Scouts), because they are not macho enough, attack boy-friendly spaces, are too genderless, push gender confusion, are adopting diversity, equity, and inclusion.
ROLL OVER TONY PERKINS
An Italian man is accused of benefit fraud and hiding a body after dressing up as his dead mother – including mimicking her hairstyle with a wig, wearing makeup and jewelry – in order to claim her pension.
Police found the woman's body hidden in the laundry room.
An Italian man is accused of benefit fraud and hiding a body after dressing up as his dead mother – including mimicking her hairstyle with a wig, wearing makeup and jewelry – in order to claim her pension.
Police found the woman's body hidden in the laundry room.
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
ROLL OVER TONY PERKINS
An Italian man is accused of benefit fraud and hiding a body after dressing up as his dead mother – including mimicking her hairstyle with a wig, wearing makeup and jewelry – in order to claim her pension.
Police found the woman's body hidden in the laundry room.
An Italian man is accused of benefit fraud and hiding a body after dressing up as his dead mother – including mimicking her hairstyle with a wig, wearing makeup and jewelry – in order to claim her pension.
Police found the woman's body hidden in the laundry room.
ADVICE: FOR STARTERS, IXNAY ON THE MEPHISTOPHELES LOOK
Lawrence Krauss asked Jeffrey Epstein for advice when he was facing sexual harassment allegations. Mr. Krauss was a professor at Arizona State University at the time.
Falsely accused of sex stuff? Call Jeff Epstein! That's 1-800-PEDOPHILE
Lawrence Krauss asked Jeffrey Epstein for advice when he was facing sexual harassment allegations. Mr. Krauss was a professor at Arizona State University at the time.
Falsely accused of sex stuff? Call Jeff Epstein! That's 1-800-PEDOPHILE
November 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
ADVICE: FOR STARTERS, IXNAY ON THE MEPHISTOPHELES LOOK
Lawrence Krauss asked Jeffrey Epstein for advice when he was facing sexual harassment allegations. Mr. Krauss was a professor at Arizona State University at the time.
Falsely accused of sex stuff? Call Jeff Epstein! That's 1-800-PEDOPHILE
Lawrence Krauss asked Jeffrey Epstein for advice when he was facing sexual harassment allegations. Mr. Krauss was a professor at Arizona State University at the time.
Falsely accused of sex stuff? Call Jeff Epstein! That's 1-800-PEDOPHILE
ONE LAST PERK: THEY LET HIM KEEP THE BIG HAT
Andrew Mountbatten Windsor was today seen in public for the first time since he lost all his titles and became a commoner.
Andrew Mountbatten Windsor was today seen in public for the first time since he lost all his titles and became a commoner.
November 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
ONE LAST PERK: THEY LET HIM KEEP THE BIG HAT
Andrew Mountbatten Windsor was today seen in public for the first time since he lost all his titles and became a commoner.
Andrew Mountbatten Windsor was today seen in public for the first time since he lost all his titles and became a commoner.
ROLL OVER GEORGE COSTANZA
Partner Finds Having Sex With An Attorney On His Desk Isn’t A Terrific Career Move
Jasvinder Gill embarked in a sexual relationship with a junior lawyer. He kissed her, and had sex with her on his desk twice
He’s suspended from the legal profession for two years (atl)
Partner Finds Having Sex With An Attorney On His Desk Isn’t A Terrific Career Move
Jasvinder Gill embarked in a sexual relationship with a junior lawyer. He kissed her, and had sex with her on his desk twice
He’s suspended from the legal profession for two years (atl)
November 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
ROLL OVER GEORGE COSTANZA
Partner Finds Having Sex With An Attorney On His Desk Isn’t A Terrific Career Move
Jasvinder Gill embarked in a sexual relationship with a junior lawyer. He kissed her, and had sex with her on his desk twice
He’s suspended from the legal profession for two years (atl)
Partner Finds Having Sex With An Attorney On His Desk Isn’t A Terrific Career Move
Jasvinder Gill embarked in a sexual relationship with a junior lawyer. He kissed her, and had sex with her on his desk twice
He’s suspended from the legal profession for two years (atl)
WHO SAID IT?
"No matter who you are, everybody loves something at McDonald's. I like the fish. Khhhhh. I like it. You could do a little bit more tartar sauce though please. Seriously."
A. The Dalai Lama
B. Martha Stewart
C. Donald Trump
D. Saquon Barkley
EL GORDO IT IS:
"No matter who you are, everybody loves something at McDonald's. I like the fish. Khhhhh. I like it. You could do a little bit more tartar sauce though please. Seriously."
A. The Dalai Lama
B. Martha Stewart
C. Donald Trump
D. Saquon Barkley
EL GORDO IT IS:
November 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
WHO SAID IT?
"No matter who you are, everybody loves something at McDonald's. I like the fish. Khhhhh. I like it. You could do a little bit more tartar sauce though please. Seriously."
A. The Dalai Lama
B. Martha Stewart
C. Donald Trump
D. Saquon Barkley
EL GORDO IT IS:
"No matter who you are, everybody loves something at McDonald's. I like the fish. Khhhhh. I like it. You could do a little bit more tartar sauce though please. Seriously."
A. The Dalai Lama
B. Martha Stewart
C. Donald Trump
D. Saquon Barkley
EL GORDO IT IS:
TAX CHEAT SAYS WHAT?
The reason beef prices are so high is because immigrants from South America are bringing their cattle with them as they come here and they are infected with diseases”
The reason beef prices are so high is because immigrants from South America are bringing their cattle with them as they come here and they are infected with diseases”
November 17, 2025 at 6:58 PM
TAX CHEAT SAYS WHAT?
The reason beef prices are so high is because immigrants from South America are bringing their cattle with them as they come here and they are infected with diseases”
The reason beef prices are so high is because immigrants from South America are bringing their cattle with them as they come here and they are infected with diseases”
IS THAT A PROMISE OR A THREAT?
Pierce Brosnan vows to continue acting until his 'very last breath.'
Pierce Brosnan vows to continue acting until his 'very last breath.'
November 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
IS THAT A PROMISE OR A THREAT?
Pierce Brosnan vows to continue acting until his 'very last breath.'
Pierce Brosnan vows to continue acting until his 'very last breath.'
SEEN THE NEW MOVIE?
Guillermo Del Toro's “Frankenstein” is a breathtaking coup
But once Victor Frankenstein’s creation achieves not only sentience but literacy, his torture truly begins. He wonders who he is, and where he belongs.
Guillermo Del Toro's “Frankenstein” is a breathtaking coup
But once Victor Frankenstein’s creation achieves not only sentience but literacy, his torture truly begins. He wonders who he is, and where he belongs.
November 17, 2025 at 4:56 PM
SEEN THE NEW MOVIE?
Guillermo Del Toro's “Frankenstein” is a breathtaking coup
But once Victor Frankenstein’s creation achieves not only sentience but literacy, his torture truly begins. He wonders who he is, and where he belongs.
Guillermo Del Toro's “Frankenstein” is a breathtaking coup
But once Victor Frankenstein’s creation achieves not only sentience but literacy, his torture truly begins. He wonders who he is, and where he belongs.
ROLL OVER JEFFREY EPSTEIN
Elon Musk’s xAI recently unveiled Ani, a digital anime girlfriend. Meta has permitted its A.I. personas to engage in sexualized conversations, including with children.
Elon Musk’s xAI recently unveiled Ani, a digital anime girlfriend. Meta has permitted its A.I. personas to engage in sexualized conversations, including with children.
November 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
ROLL OVER JEFFREY EPSTEIN
Elon Musk’s xAI recently unveiled Ani, a digital anime girlfriend. Meta has permitted its A.I. personas to engage in sexualized conversations, including with children.
Elon Musk’s xAI recently unveiled Ani, a digital anime girlfriend. Meta has permitted its A.I. personas to engage in sexualized conversations, including with children.
WHERE'S CROAKY?
Haven't heard from this nut in a while. He must be working on another medical breakthrough.
Haven't heard from this nut in a while. He must be working on another medical breakthrough.
November 17, 2025 at 2:39 PM
WHERE'S CROAKY?
Haven't heard from this nut in a while. He must be working on another medical breakthrough.
Haven't heard from this nut in a while. He must be working on another medical breakthrough.
THE CARNAGE CONTINUES: Part 3
Nutritionist influencer Diana Areas dies after 'falling from top of building
Food influencer Michael Duarte was shot and killed by cops in Texas
Tragic influencer dies after her she she drank dodgy homemade whisky
Influencer found dead on billionaire’s yacht
Nutritionist influencer Diana Areas dies after 'falling from top of building
Food influencer Michael Duarte was shot and killed by cops in Texas
Tragic influencer dies after her she she drank dodgy homemade whisky
Influencer found dead on billionaire’s yacht
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
THE CARNAGE CONTINUES: Part 3
Nutritionist influencer Diana Areas dies after 'falling from top of building
Food influencer Michael Duarte was shot and killed by cops in Texas
Tragic influencer dies after her she she drank dodgy homemade whisky
Influencer found dead on billionaire’s yacht
Nutritionist influencer Diana Areas dies after 'falling from top of building
Food influencer Michael Duarte was shot and killed by cops in Texas
Tragic influencer dies after her she she drank dodgy homemade whisky
Influencer found dead on billionaire’s yacht
A HAPPY ENDING
A woman testified that Matt Gaetz sexually abused her when she was 17
Trying to save up to buy braces - she advertised as an 18 year old on a sugar daddy dating website
She said she had sex with Gaetz on a pool table. She was paid $400
She eventually saved enough to afford braces
A woman testified that Matt Gaetz sexually abused her when she was 17
Trying to save up to buy braces - she advertised as an 18 year old on a sugar daddy dating website
She said she had sex with Gaetz on a pool table. She was paid $400
She eventually saved enough to afford braces
November 13, 2025 at 10:26 PM
A HAPPY ENDING
A woman testified that Matt Gaetz sexually abused her when she was 17
Trying to save up to buy braces - she advertised as an 18 year old on a sugar daddy dating website
She said she had sex with Gaetz on a pool table. She was paid $400
She eventually saved enough to afford braces
A woman testified that Matt Gaetz sexually abused her when she was 17
Trying to save up to buy braces - she advertised as an 18 year old on a sugar daddy dating website
She said she had sex with Gaetz on a pool table. She was paid $400
She eventually saved enough to afford braces
I HEARD THEY WERE DISCUSSING TARIFFS
In a message obtained by Congress, the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein wrote that Donald J. Trump spent hours at his house with one of Mr. Epstein’s victims.
In a message obtained by Congress, the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein wrote that Donald J. Trump spent hours at his house with one of Mr. Epstein’s victims.
November 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I HEARD THEY WERE DISCUSSING TARIFFS
In a message obtained by Congress, the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein wrote that Donald J. Trump spent hours at his house with one of Mr. Epstein’s victims.
In a message obtained by Congress, the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein wrote that Donald J. Trump spent hours at his house with one of Mr. Epstein’s victims.
DANGEROUS JOB, PART 2
Men in Mali killed TikTok influencer
Travel Influencer Dies in Las Vegas
Nursing influencer Hailey Okula died after giving birth to her first child.
Travel influencer Anunay Sood’s death was announced
Barbara Jankavski, known as the “Human Barbie,” died
AND SO IT GOES:
Men in Mali killed TikTok influencer
Travel Influencer Dies in Las Vegas
Nursing influencer Hailey Okula died after giving birth to her first child.
Travel influencer Anunay Sood’s death was announced
Barbara Jankavski, known as the “Human Barbie,” died
AND SO IT GOES:
November 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
DANGEROUS JOB, PART 2
Men in Mali killed TikTok influencer
Travel Influencer Dies in Las Vegas
Nursing influencer Hailey Okula died after giving birth to her first child.
Travel influencer Anunay Sood’s death was announced
Barbara Jankavski, known as the “Human Barbie,” died
AND SO IT GOES:
Men in Mali killed TikTok influencer
Travel Influencer Dies in Las Vegas
Nursing influencer Hailey Okula died after giving birth to her first child.
Travel influencer Anunay Sood’s death was announced
Barbara Jankavski, known as the “Human Barbie,” died
AND SO IT GOES:
RICH AS CROESUS, NUTTIER THAN A FRUITCAKE
“Western Civilization is doomed, unless the core weakness of suicidal empathy is recognized and actions are taken that are hard, but necessary for survival,”
WHAT? HE WORRY?
“Western Civilization is doomed, unless the core weakness of suicidal empathy is recognized and actions are taken that are hard, but necessary for survival,”
WHAT? HE WORRY?
November 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
RICH AS CROESUS, NUTTIER THAN A FRUITCAKE
“Western Civilization is doomed, unless the core weakness of suicidal empathy is recognized and actions are taken that are hard, but necessary for survival,”
WHAT? HE WORRY?
“Western Civilization is doomed, unless the core weakness of suicidal empathy is recognized and actions are taken that are hard, but necessary for survival,”
WHAT? HE WORRY?
ROLL OVER, RED BULL
Jolt Cola is back!
Jolt Cola is back!
November 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
ROLL OVER, RED BULL
Jolt Cola is back!
Jolt Cola is back!
ROLL OVER JOE BIDEN
Sleepy who?
Sleepy who?
November 9, 2025 at 1:20 PM
ROLL OVER JOE BIDEN
Sleepy who?
Sleepy who?
HOW DID THAT WORK OUT FOR YOU, MR CIATTARELLI?
He lavished Trump with praise:
"We’re very thankful for all he’s done to improve the economy. I'd give the president an A. “I think he’s right about everything that he’s doing.”
THREE TIME LOSER:
He lavished Trump with praise:
"We’re very thankful for all he’s done to improve the economy. I'd give the president an A. “I think he’s right about everything that he’s doing.”
THREE TIME LOSER:
November 5, 2025 at 2:14 PM
HOW DID THAT WORK OUT FOR YOU, MR CIATTARELLI?
He lavished Trump with praise:
"We’re very thankful for all he’s done to improve the economy. I'd give the president an A. “I think he’s right about everything that he’s doing.”
THREE TIME LOSER:
He lavished Trump with praise:
"We’re very thankful for all he’s done to improve the economy. I'd give the president an A. “I think he’s right about everything that he’s doing.”
THREE TIME LOSER:
SHOCKING! I WAS SURE HE WOULD OWN UP.
Trump continues to lick his wounds and publicly proclaim the Democrats' massive wins around the country were not his fault.
Trump continues to lick his wounds and publicly proclaim the Democrats' massive wins around the country were not his fault.
November 5, 2025 at 1:26 PM
SHOCKING! I WAS SURE HE WOULD OWN UP.
Trump continues to lick his wounds and publicly proclaim the Democrats' massive wins around the country were not his fault.
Trump continues to lick his wounds and publicly proclaim the Democrats' massive wins around the country were not his fault.
CAPTAIN COURAGEOUS
Even on Election Day, Schumer Is Mum on Mamdani
The top Senate Democrat never endorsed Zohran Mamdani, his party’s young left-wing nominee for mayor, and declined to even say who he had voted for. (nyt)
FEARLESS LEADER:
Even on Election Day, Schumer Is Mum on Mamdani
The top Senate Democrat never endorsed Zohran Mamdani, his party’s young left-wing nominee for mayor, and declined to even say who he had voted for. (nyt)
FEARLESS LEADER:
November 4, 2025 at 11:52 PM
CAPTAIN COURAGEOUS
Even on Election Day, Schumer Is Mum on Mamdani
The top Senate Democrat never endorsed Zohran Mamdani, his party’s young left-wing nominee for mayor, and declined to even say who he had voted for. (nyt)
FEARLESS LEADER:
Even on Election Day, Schumer Is Mum on Mamdani
The top Senate Democrat never endorsed Zohran Mamdani, his party’s young left-wing nominee for mayor, and declined to even say who he had voted for. (nyt)
FEARLESS LEADER:
MOST DANGEROUS OCCUPATIONS: ROOFER, LOGGER, INFLUENCER
Barstool Sports influencer dies at 31
Trucker girl’ influencer dies at 41
Influencer Ben Bader dies 25
Kadu Santos, Bodybuilding Influencer, Dies at 31
Free birth” influencer dies
Influencer, daughter of TV host dies at 19
PART 1 OF A SERIES:
Barstool Sports influencer dies at 31
Trucker girl’ influencer dies at 41
Influencer Ben Bader dies 25
Kadu Santos, Bodybuilding Influencer, Dies at 31
Free birth” influencer dies
Influencer, daughter of TV host dies at 19
PART 1 OF A SERIES:
October 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
MOST DANGEROUS OCCUPATIONS: ROOFER, LOGGER, INFLUENCER
Barstool Sports influencer dies at 31
Trucker girl’ influencer dies at 41
Influencer Ben Bader dies 25
Kadu Santos, Bodybuilding Influencer, Dies at 31
Free birth” influencer dies
Influencer, daughter of TV host dies at 19
PART 1 OF A SERIES:
Barstool Sports influencer dies at 31
Trucker girl’ influencer dies at 41
Influencer Ben Bader dies 25
Kadu Santos, Bodybuilding Influencer, Dies at 31
Free birth” influencer dies
Influencer, daughter of TV host dies at 19
PART 1 OF A SERIES:
HEY INCELS, YOUR SHIP HAS COME IN!
The market for sex dolls is booming, especially for men. They’re becoming cheaper, more realistic and increasingly customizable.
In one study, men who were shy or reserved were more likely to be interested in purchasing them. (wapo)
I GOT MINE (LOLA) ON EBAY
The market for sex dolls is booming, especially for men. They’re becoming cheaper, more realistic and increasingly customizable.
In one study, men who were shy or reserved were more likely to be interested in purchasing them. (wapo)
I GOT MINE (LOLA) ON EBAY
October 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
HEY INCELS, YOUR SHIP HAS COME IN!
The market for sex dolls is booming, especially for men. They’re becoming cheaper, more realistic and increasingly customizable.
In one study, men who were shy or reserved were more likely to be interested in purchasing them. (wapo)
I GOT MINE (LOLA) ON EBAY
The market for sex dolls is booming, especially for men. They’re becoming cheaper, more realistic and increasingly customizable.
In one study, men who were shy or reserved were more likely to be interested in purchasing them. (wapo)
I GOT MINE (LOLA) ON EBAY
AARGH!
"Let A.O.C. go against Trump" Trump said. Let Jasmine go. The first questions are easy: tiger, elephant, giraffe. When you get to 5 or 6, then you get up to 10 and 20 and 25, they couldn’t answer any of those questions."
Mr. Trump didn’t specify which test he was talking about.
"Let A.O.C. go against Trump" Trump said. Let Jasmine go. The first questions are easy: tiger, elephant, giraffe. When you get to 5 or 6, then you get up to 10 and 20 and 25, they couldn’t answer any of those questions."
Mr. Trump didn’t specify which test he was talking about.
October 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
AARGH!
"Let A.O.C. go against Trump" Trump said. Let Jasmine go. The first questions are easy: tiger, elephant, giraffe. When you get to 5 or 6, then you get up to 10 and 20 and 25, they couldn’t answer any of those questions."
Mr. Trump didn’t specify which test he was talking about.
"Let A.O.C. go against Trump" Trump said. Let Jasmine go. The first questions are easy: tiger, elephant, giraffe. When you get to 5 or 6, then you get up to 10 and 20 and 25, they couldn’t answer any of those questions."
Mr. Trump didn’t specify which test he was talking about.