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Lou Fioravanti
@loufioravanti.bsky.social
790 followers 420 following 3.1K posts
I try to love my enemy, and to always play fair. Wannabe doggie parent. Bereaved Wasps fan. He/him.

Londoner and 100% gay, dear bot ladies who keep following me 😊
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I’m incredibly shallow and am starting following you because of this 👇🏽 Apologies.
Tomas is wearing a skin tight costume, I think it’s Spider-Man, I’m not sure, I’m perspiring profusely. He’s standing sideways to the camera but twisting his body à la Donatello statue, so that we see his face but also his trunk-like legs and his powerful glutes shrink-rapped in the shiny blue Lycra. Is it really hot in here? 🥵
September 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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#LondonTransPride
A trans flag on a very tall flagpole flies against the dappled clouds in Trafalgar Square
July 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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@15outof10.org hi guys! I found an impersonating profile, I think!
A screenshot of a profile which, I believe, is trying to impersonate the 15/10 foundation profile. It has the same avatar profile picture: a 15/10 symbol black in white and the background picture of a sweet puppy face on a pink blanket. I copied the text from the screenshot and I paste it below it include the repost of a We Rate Dogs post: petfoundation.bsky.socia . Follows you @petfoundation.bsky.social 1 follower 11 following 1 post Posts Replies Media Videos = Reposted by petfoundation.bsky.social WeRateDogs @weratedogs.c... • 1d This is Fitz. He caught you looking but doesn't blame you. He agrees it's a pretty perfect sticker. Get your very own 'tell your dog i said hi' sticker below and keep the good boy greetings going. 13/10 www.weratedogs.com/? utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium =social&utm_campaign=tydish-
July 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Yay, Pride Month! #PrideMonth 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ #AltText
The intersex inclusive Progress Pride flag. It consists of the 1978 Gilbert Baker’s rainbow flag with stripes, top to bottom: red (life), orange (healing), yellow (sunlight), green (nature), blue (peace/harmony/art), violet (spirit). To the left 5 more stripes arranged around a yellow triangle pointing to the left with a purple circle in it. From the triangle going to the right: Yellow triangle with purple circle (intersex community), white pink and blue (trans community), brown and black stripes (people of colour) The addition of the black and brown stripes was made in 2017 by the Philadelphia's Office of LGBT Affairs. In 2018 Daniel Quasar rearranged the brown and black stripes as arrows pointing to the right, adding the white pink blue stripes to represent marginalised people of colour in the LGBTQ+ community, as well as the trans community, and those living with HIV/AIDS, creating the Progress Pride Flag. In 2021, Valentino Vecchietti of Intersex Equality Rights UK, shared an updated version to the Progress Pride flag, which included the yellow triangle and purple circle to represent the intersex community. All info is from this BBC article: https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/57607955?collection=pride-month
June 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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I’m a human and hate the obscene noise electric/onic coffee grinders make.
A stock picture of 5 manual crank coffee grinders all cylindrical2 black, one metal and two see-through plastic. Two of the cranks are wooden one shaped like a ball one like a spinning top.
April 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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I’m all @mooseallain.bsky.social’d up!
We see the top half of Lou, sitting covered by 3 Moose Allain t-shirts: 2 baby blue and 1 cream. His lower face and his trunk are covered by a baby blue t-shirt, we can just see a tree with some birds on it and read a few of the captions next to each little bird: Hmm hmmm ; Hummm and Hmmm: It’s his ‘Humming birds’ cartoon. The other 2 t-shirts are draped over his arms, and only a blurred image of ‘Lassie’ with a man standing in front of her is visible on the cream/beige t-shirt on the left arm. The right arm is covered by another baby blue t-shirt, but the contortions of taking the selfie, blur the image. On the left of the picture a window with a white curtain lets a lot of light in and in the background there’s a slim bookcase, seen sideways, with a pile of books on top and at the back a white door, with a barely visible David Shrigley Hayward Gallery 2012 exhibition ‘Brain Activity’ the one with the taxidermy jack russel holding a sing saying: I’m Dead. Lou’s eyes look pleased and slightly weird, due to the effort of taking the selfie with two outstretched arms.
March 24, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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Here’s the missing #AltText Natalie. I’ve just copied and pasted the text from the photo, most phones can do this. ❤️
I had to screenshot you pics, as Alt Text can take a massive character count, 2000, unlike posts.
Thank you for all your wondrous posts! ✨✨✨
Drinking cup (kylix) with Circe transforming Odysseuss men Greek (Athens) Archaic period, 575-550 BC Painted by the Painter of Boston C.A. Ceramic; black-figure technique This cup features the earliest surviving representation of the Circe episode in Greek art. Homer recounts that Odysseuss companions turned into swine, but here (as on the kylix above) the artist has enlivened the scene by portraying them as a varied assortment of animals-lion, chicken, horse, dog, panther, goat. Henry Lillie Pierce Fund, 1899 99.519 On shelf: Drinking cup (kylix) with Circe transforming Odysseus's men Greek (Athens) Archaic period, about 550 BC Painted by the Painter of the Boston Polyphemos Ceramic; black-figure technique When Odysseus's crew arrived at the palace of the sorceress Circe (cup in hand), she fed them a drug. laced mash of barley, cheese, and honeyed wine. Then, with a wave of her wand, she transformed them into swine. Here the painter compresses the story into one dynamic image: Circe's potion is taking effect, and the men morph into a range of animals, even as they drink. Only skeptical Eurylochos, at far right, abstained; he's off to tell Odysseus, who now enters at left, sword drawn. Notice how the shape of Circe's cup mirrors the shape of this cup —perhaps a warning to the user about the dangers of too much drink. Henry Lillie Pierce Fund, 1899 99.518
March 21, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Look what arrived in the post from @worldofmoose.bsky.social and www.penny-black.co.uk/search?q=wor... ! Now I can appear hilarious to my friends, by virtue of someone else’s talent.
A selfie of Lou, a white man, holding 6 World of Moose cards as if they were a fan, in front of his face. Only the top of his head is visible, with his eyes peeping just above the cards in an excited expression. The cards are all cartoons in pastel colours, and we can see the card just behind his clutching hand: a woman in a lilac top, pale blue skirt and aquamarine boots is holding a pair of pink knickers above a baby blue counter, showing them to a man on the other side of the counter, he’s wearing a purpleish suit jacket and a pink tie over a white shirt. The floor is white and the walls are the same baby blue colour of the counter. In the background there’s a single clothes rail with seven colourful dresses hanging. The style is cartoonish and pared down, but very assured and expressive. The woman asks the man: “Are these knickers satin?” To which the man replies: “No they’re brand new.” 🤣🤣🤣
March 21, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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@herring1967.bsky.social Hi Rich, there’s an impostor account! I’ve reported it, but probably best coming from you. ❤️
A screenshot of a Bluesky account impersonating Richard Herring’s the profile picture is a blue tick (a white tick on a round blue background) and the text is: Richard Herring Follows you @herringl967.bsky.social 1 follower 20 following 6 posts Writer, comedian, podcaster, stone-clearer, snookerist, ventriloquist Posts Replies Media Videos There is a partial view of a post advertising Rich’s tour: Richard Herring @herringl96... • 4m Richard Herring @herri... •1mo My Ball is coming vaguely in your direction (probably) in the next few months richardherring.com/ballback/tour Below the text a partial view of Rich’s ‘Can I Have My Ball Back’ poster. It’s Richard’s Face on an orange background, his partial face (the screenshot cuts his chin) with long want and pepper hair, has a scared expression, wide eyes looking down and right at something, and the text says: RICHARD HERRING CAN I HAVE MY BALL BACK? 2025 STAND-UP TOUR "FUNNY AND TOUCHING **** 26 FEB CANTERBURY GULBENKIAN ARTS 27 FEB BATH KOMEDIA 28 FEB EXETER NORTHCOTT THEATRE
March 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Hello! @misterabk.bsky.social I think you might have an impostor impersonating you!
A screenshot of a page purportedly from Alasdair Beckett-King: it has the same profile picture of the real account: Alasdair wearing a white shirt and dark waistcoat looking quizzically into the distance, a hand raised, as if to make a point. The text of the profile page reads the same as the real one: Alasdair B King :. Follows you @realabking.bsky.social 5 followers 80 following 0 posts Award winning poltergeist and comedian! Writer of the Montgomery Bonbon mysteries. Pronouns like a butler coughing he/him.
December 22, 2024 at 1:32 PM
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It’s a very privacy-poor, lots of cross-app and website tracking: do you have any input in that? ❤️
A screenshot from the Apple App Store of the Two Words With Susie Dent App Privacy page. It reads: App Privacy > The developer, Two Way Media, indicated that the app's privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer's privacy policy. Data Used to Track You The following data may be used to track you across apps and websites owned by other companies: Location Identifiers Purchases User Content Usage Data
November 28, 2024 at 4:21 PM
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😉
A picture of a trapper hat, with long ear flaps. It is dark grey, and lined with faux raccoon fur.
November 21, 2024 at 6:35 AM
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😊
A photo of Lou’s head, with a dark beard and wearing three pair of sunglasses on top of each other. A white-framed Ray-ban Wayfarer type, a silver framed aviator types above them, and an acid green Wayfarer types on top of them. By the way they are stacked, they obscure half of his face, from the nose to the top of it.
November 18, 2024 at 2:33 PM