Paulson is there for the eviscerating Matt. He’s earned it. Please. Do the thing. Talk to your friends about doing the thing.

I never thought the Timbers under him would be content to be so mid but it’s so clearly what’s happening.

Marx would have a lot to say about the Columbus Mayor’s love for tax abatements that harm schools, right?

Yeah, I’d assume if someone is citing two Rocky Mountain Cups it means he had two seasons where his head-to-head record against Real Salt Lake is net positive. Could be all wins, but could be a win and a tie.

IMO it says basically nothing about him as a coach. Means something to fans.

A bowl of fried bull testicles the last placed team in the western conference has to eat?

It’s a trophy for the best regular season record between Colorado and RSL. Like the Cascadia Cup but just two teams instead of three.

Me as a mostly involuntary keeper in indoor, roll the ball at the edge of the box and start dribbling. Try to score.

I object to the idea that he wasn’t as good as everyone else. T Messi was AT LEAST an average MLS player. Maybe even better than average, he stayed in the league a long time.

Heck players like him are one of the two backbones of MLS (the other being green cards and I’m dead serious).

Let me introduce you to Microcenter.

No idea about its geographic footprint compared to Fry’s, but it has the one long line and it’s great.

“Terminally broken dude (it’s almost always a dude) shows irrefutable evidence of sleeping through humanities classes” is a genre of social media post I loathe so, so much.

Not blaming you for commenting on it Wes. Just hate that it exists.

We know, but it would be such an improvement over Neville. My goodness.

They probably won’t, though, because they’re very comfortable with mediocrity. #RCTID

I don’t disagree, that’s the cost of leaving MLS and failing immediately though, right?

It won’t permanently tank it but seems like his next stop will be a step back for sure. Not back to MLS, but maybe a lower division league.

Not OP but yes, it was an issue in Columbus as well.

I don’t necessarily agree that Nancy doesn’t have the players to do what he wants, no one thought that about Columbus either. Maybe he doesn’t to execute at the highest level but I have a hard time believing the existing Celtic squad is THIS bad.

If you can’t understand why the ends don’t justify the means on this and the consequences of Trump doing this you’re a fucking idiot.

Dejan Jovelic from the Galaxy. Eric Thommy maybe? Khiry Shelton I hope?

No coach yet AFAIK.

Set up some trusts. Use the interest income from investments to do righteous things. Community groceries, social services, etc.

Pick your legislative cause and throw a hundred million at it.

It’s intended to keep salaries down for the vast majority of players. A straight cap increase would allow for existing players to get raises too, and the owners can’t have the peasants getting big heads you know.

It’s so dumb and gross and dumb.

If you’re ok with the richness, a slow cooked beef stew. You might lose some texture with freezing but you keep the deeper richer flavor in my experience.

Lasagna also, can be cooked or uncooked.

Love the single serving pot pie idea from the other person.

No it hasn’t, who wrote this shit headline?