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it's all middle schooler-level ship war nonsense dressed up as "analysis"

i know this bc one of my biggest gripes with the reze movie was how the tongue bite traded it's restrained, blunt execution for over-the-top tryhard "LOOK HOW SCARY THIS IS" spectacle. i can't not see them doing the same to one of the biggest comedy moments.

like how they only dry makeout when she jerks him off. that's hilarious.

i'm gonna take credit for being the first person to point out that the chapter # of this perfectly consensual encounter contains the gen alpha funny number

there's no asa in this one so who cares