I WAS SO SURPRISED to find out that the egg shortage and high egg prices during the Biden Administration was called “Biden’s fault”
But during the Trump administration the egg shortage and high prices for eggs is now called the “Bird Flu”.
I learn something ever!

BREAKING FUTURE NEWS:
Hegseth is our new Secretary of Defense.
The man who Trump picked out of the bottom of the barrel and the guy who “drank his brains out” is our new secretary of defense. Congratulations.

IN A PERFECT WORLD.. Biden should condition federal hurricane aid to Florida by insisting that Florida place wind barriers throughout the perimeter of the Florida coastline.
In addition, Texas, Oklahoma Mississippi & Missouri must build tornado proof housing if they want federal aid.

Play hardball

IT’S OK, WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES:
“My mistake was cheating on all of my wives,ruining their lives & psychologically damaging my children.
But it’s good to know that Jesus forgives my small transgressions &that Trump found it in his heart to nominate me for Sec. of Defense”,thought Hegseth.
Life is good

THE TRUMP RAMBLING MAR-A-LAGO SPEECH goes something like this …
“The world is coming to an end and America is on the brink of going to hell first” and “I did nothing wrong “

I HAD NO IDEA THAT the cult of Trump includes a suicide cyber-truck bomber.
The Trump Party is truly a big tent Party.
Next month it will grow even bigger. The patients of Red States’ mental wards will be pardoned along with the J6 insurrectionists.

TRUMP CULT INSTALLS Mike Johnson as Speaker.
Mike says he will “put” God back in America’s politics as soon as Trump gives him permission. “God will have to wait for Trump”, sighs Mike

WORST TEN PRESIDENT LIST:

Andrew Johnson
James Buchanan
*Donald Duck Trump*
Warren Harding
George W. Bush
Zachary Taylor
Franklin Pierce
Gerald Ford
Jimmy Carter
William Harrison

*1st felon & soon to become 1st psychologically impaired president to be institutionalized in a mental facility

JIMMY CARTER DEAD AT 100 YEARS OF AGE.

MAGA anti-vaxers blame the Covid vaccine as absolute cause of death.
“He had so much to live for but the minute we found out that Mr. Carter was vaccinated, we knew he would die!”, said Festes P. Harley.
He goes on to say,” Damn you Pfizer! You killed Jimmy!”

THE TRUMP MANIFESTO
(AKA “The ravings of a lunatic”)

ELON MUSK CALLS GERMAN CHANCELLOR “A FOOL” and for good measure, endorsed a far right wing extremist for Chancellor.
We are watching the birth of a neo-fascism/Nazi movement in both America & Europe. And with Trump, Musk’s sidekick, as our next president it won’t end well for anyone.
Be very afraid

I SAW A BLINKING LIGHT IN THE NIGHT SKY:
A few minutes later I saw another blinking light heading straight for the first light.
I called the FBI. They hung up on me.I then called Mar-A-Lago to inform them of what I saw.
They told me it was a Starship from planet Zoltar & plz send Trump $25 dollars

ZOLTAR DRONE INVASION:
The night sky is lit up by strange, mysterious drones.

Dems know that it’s a few hobby drones guided by misguided teenagers.

But to MAGAts it’s a Jewish-built weather vehicle ready to flood GOP precincts or more likely,they’re space probes from a Zoltarian Mother spaceship

WALDO IS ASKING, “Where’s J.D. Vance”.

DRUNKS, SEXUAL DEVIANTS, CRIMINALS AND FREAKS are prerequisites for Cabinet posts, ambassadorships and heads of the Justice Department(s)in the Trump Administration.

What could possibly go wrong in the upcoming Trump regime?

TRUMP, A RUSSIAN ASSET
We are watching the dismantling of America - one institution at a time.
Trump, the mentally disturbed, Fascist, has a free rein to destroy America.
The AG, Director of the FBI, & the head of Homeland Security will be installed for the purpose of making America a Fascist nation