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lostrobot.bsky.social
lost robot 🔞
@lostrobot.bsky.social
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🔞 -==𝗡𝗦𝗙𝗪 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗧 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚==- 🔞

bsky's official orb girl (i like orbs)

mangosteens are our friends

@lostrobot on discord, feel free to DM

only follow me if you're fine with seeing porn everywhere
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lostrobot.bsky.social
here's the email in question, i wanted to wait a few minutes before sending it to avoid getting anybody in trouble, just in case

for those out of the loop, no, the people being banned have absolutely unambiguously *not* been engaging with CSAM content in any way or shape or form
sorry, i usually work hard to ensure everything i post has good alt text, but i don't want the alt text of this getting scanned by any sort of automated process
November 25, 2024 at 12:48 AM
lostrobot.bsky.social
discord is @lostrobot, as mentioned in my bio

i have some extremely large (and free) secret projects i've been working on 16 hours a day for the past few years, and i'd like for y'all to see them when they're finally released
screenshot of my discord account, @lostrobot
November 24, 2024 at 10:17 PM
lostrobot.bsky.social
let's gooooooooo
hikikomori score of 95 https://hikikomori-test.com
November 12, 2024 at 6:52 PM
lostrobot.bsky.social
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POMEGRANATES
November 11, 2024 at 4:00 AM
lostrobot.bsky.social
SO CLOSE

(i can't drive)

(i'm also sad this didn't include spicier ones like "to the Bible" or "in the classroom" or "in your occupied tent at scout camp" or "in the church chapel while it's in session" or "in the same room as a mormon apostle")

(all of which i've admittedly done)
5x5 Bingo Card captioned "Masturbate", with everything filled in except "while driving"
November 9, 2024 at 10:40 PM
lostrobot.bsky.social
the what
Federal Unemployment Tax Act (FUTA)
October 29, 2024 at 10:16 PM
lostrobot.bsky.social
a lot of you on here are like this
October 24, 2024 at 7:09 PM
lostrobot.bsky.social
"Prosecutorial Remedies and Other Tools to End the Exploitation of Children Today Act of 2003 Section 501" makes it abundantly clear that porn of those that look like *real children* (not cartoons) is not protected by the 1st amendment, and that all artwork outside of that category definitely is.
TITLE V—OBSCENITY AND PORNOGRAPHY Subtitle A—Child Obscenity and Pornography Prevention SEC. 501. ø18 U.S.C. 2251 note¿ FINDINGS. Congress finds the following: (1) Obscenity and child pornography are not entitled to protection under the First Amendment under Miller v. Cali- fornia, 413 U.S. 15 (1973) (obscenity), or New York v. Ferber, 458 U.S. 747 (1982) (child pornography) and thus may be pro- hibited. (2) The Government has a compelling state interest in pro- tecting children from those who sexually exploit them, includ- ing both child molesters and child pornographers. ‘‘The preven- tion of sexual exploitation and abuse of children constitutes a government objective of surpassing importance,’’ New York v. Ferber, 458 U.S. 747, 757 (1982), and this interest extends to stamping out the vice of child pornography at all levels in the distribution chain. Osborne v. Ohio, 495 U.S. 103, 110 (1990). (3) The Government thus has a compelling interest in en- suring that the criminal prohibitions against child pornography remain enforceable and effective. ‘‘The most expeditious if not the only practical method of law enforcement may be to dry up the market for this material by imposing severe criminal pen- alties on persons selling, advertising, or otherwise promoting the product.’’ Ferber, 458 U.S. at 760. (4) In 1982, when the Supreme Court decided Ferber, the technology did not exist to— (A) computer generate depictions of children that are indistinguishable from depictions of real children; Bluesky has an alt text limit unfortunately. Here's part: (B) use parts of images of real children to create a composite image that is unidentifiable as a particular child and in a way that prevents even an expert from concluding that parts of images of real children were used; or (C) disguise pictures of real children being abused by making the image look computer-generated. (5) Evidence submitted to the Congress, including from the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children, dem- onstrates that technology already exists to disguise depictions of real children to make them unidentifiable and to make de- pictions of real children appear computer-generated. The tech- nology will soon exist, if it does not already, to computer gen- erate realistic images of children. (6) The vast majority of child pornography prosecutions today involve images contained on computer hard drives, com- puter disks, and/or related media. (7) There is no substantial evidence that any of the child pornography images being trafficked today were made other than by the abuse of real children. Nevertheless, technological advances since Ferber have led many criminal defendants to suggest that the images of child pornography they possess are not those of real children, insisting that the government prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the images are not computer- generated. Such challenges increased significantly after the de- cision in Ashcroft v. Free Speech Coalition, 535 U.S. 234 (2002). Bluesky has an alt text limit unfortunately. Here's part: (10) Since the Supreme Court’s decision in Free Speech Co- alition, defendants in child pornography cases have almost uni- versally raised the contention that the images in question could be virtual, thereby requiring the government, in nearly every child pornography prosecution, to find proof that the child is real. Some of these defense efforts have already been successful. In addition, the number of prosecutions being brought has been significantly and adversely affected as the re- sources required to be dedicated to each child pornography case now are significantly higher than ever before. (11) Leading experts agree that, to the extent that the technology exists to computer generate realistic images of child pornography, the cost in terms of time, money, and expertise is—and for the foreseeable future will remain—prohibitively expensive. As a result, for the foreseeable future, it will be more cost-effective to produce child pornography using real children. It will not, however, be difficult or expensive to use readily available technology to disguise those depictions of real children to make them unidentifiable or to make them appear computer-generated. (12) Child pornography results from the abuse of real chil- dren by sex offenders; the production of child pornography is a byproduct of, and not the primary reason for, the sexual abuse of children. There is no evidence that the future develop- ment of easy and inexpensive means of computer generating realistic images of children would stop or even reduce the sex- ual abuse of real children or the practice of visually recording that abuse. (14) To avoid this grave threat to the Government’s un- questioned compelling interest in effective enforcement of the child pornography laws that protect real children, a statute must be adopted that prohibits a narrowly-defined subcategory of images. (15) The Supreme Court’s 1982 Ferber v. New York deci- sion holding that child pornography was not protected drove child pornography off the shelves of adult bookstores. Congres- sional action is necessary now to ensure that open and notorious trafficking in such materials does not reappear, and even increase, on the Internet.
October 20, 2024 at 12:33 AM
lostrobot.bsky.social
i found another absolutely incredible and super cute artist named 小見川 (omikawa)

everything they make is beautiful

www.pixiv.net/en/users/863...
a cute girl with blue hair and twintails, blue bows, a black hat and backpack, and white thigh-highs is standing in a library she's blushing and shaking and holding a super cute bunny plushie against herself for some reason it turns out she has a penis and was using the cute bunny plushie as a masturbation toy as a person walks by her in the library she blushes more and clutches the bunny more firmly, hoping nobody notices what she needs to do from the side she just looks like a cute girl holding her bunny plushie cum~
October 19, 2024 at 2:47 PM
lostrobot.bsky.social
i've never used picrew before, it's surprisingly customizable
picrew attempt of me i have brown hair and large rectangular glasses, with a blue winter coat my hoodie underneath is actually green but the site didn't have a good green color so i made it blue instead i also have blue shoes and black socks and a brown mug i use for tea
October 13, 2024 at 5:37 PM
lostrobot.bsky.social
ko-fi claims you have 1% of your $10,000,000 goal, so you should theoretically be able to sue them for $100,000
world domination 1% of $10000000 goal as world president ill make everythng moe
October 9, 2024 at 9:40 PM
lostrobot.bsky.social
mangosteen orb friend!
a super cute mangosteen friend sitting on a plate the mangosteen has been opened up to reveal another cute orb inside of it it tastes like super sweet vanilla ice cream with a bit of citrus
September 25, 2024 at 8:32 PM
lostrobot.bsky.social
okay, it turns out the creator of Wikipe-tan (Kasuga) is also the artist for the lolicon Wikipedia page, after somebody else tried using suggestive Wikipe-tan art for it, which was taken down by Wikipedia co-founder Jimbo Wales because he's an anti

holy based
The art used in the Lolicon Wikipedia page. It features three cute girls wearing white clothing sitting/laying nearby each other. July 2007 — a suggestive image of Wikipe-tan (not drawn by Kasuga) was proposed for use in the article on lolicon. The image was removed from Commons by Jimbo Wales, who called Wikipe-tan a "community mascot" who should not be subject to such "pedophilic sexualization". Kasuga later drew a new image for the article which did not use Wikipe-tan.
September 21, 2024 at 8:38 PM
lostrobot.bsky.social
i typed too much so here's a screenshot

i wouldn't wish what i went through a year ago on my worst enemy, it sounds like it may have been similar to what you're dealing with so i hope this can help

(super sorry if this is an unwarranted lecture towards something that isn't actually fixable)
when doctors were unable to help, out of spite i decided to eat quite close to nothing except the gentlest and easiest-to-digest vegetables i could find, mainly involving canned spinach and green beans and peas etc. stuff that would take my digestive system the tiniest amount of effort to digest, essentially essentially treating my digestive system as if it's on life support after a full month of this, situations very slowly began to improve, and i very cautiously added more foods to my diet, scoping out exactly which ones cause problems and which don't in my very specific case, apparently starchy foods like potatoes and rice kill me, eggs are evil, brussels sprouts are dangerous for some reason, and i'm absolutely certain this'll end up being different for every person i wound up hitting a lot of false alarms with these things as well, if you think a food is problematic then go 100% without it for at least a month and then give it a test run later to fuck alt text limit um oops
September 9, 2024 at 5:30 AM
lostrobot.bsky.social
i just found this artist named "aaaa" (or "quad-a") who makes some of the most beautiful art i've ever seen in my life

gelbooru.com/index.php?pa...
(make sure you have "Display All Site Content" enabled on gelbooru)
a cute girl or boy wearing a cute green and white hoodie with cute black thigh-highs and cute brown hair and cute brown eyes with their cute penis sticking out and cute balls https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=6486969&tags=aaaa_%28quad-a%29+penis a cute girl with cute gray-ish hair and cute brown eyes wearing cute yellow pajamas cutely hugging a cute pillow with her cute feet poking out with her cute private bits exposed hugs
September 6, 2024 at 4:49 PM
lostrobot.bsky.social
i was painfully bored during the power outage so i decided to try drawing for the first time

what have i done
The power is out It is time for PENIS GLEAMING FORESKIN WITH GIANT BALLZ NOTHING IS SACRED ALL CHARACTERS UNDER THE AGE OF 18 I FUCKING LOVE GIRL DICK CUTE DETECTOR GOING OFF SHE LIKES FROSTING I LOVE HER CUTE BOOTS DRAW A COCK AND BALLS IN YOUR JOURNAL ACCESSORIZE YOUR DONG LORD FARQUAAD COCK AND BALLS CRYPTO BROS ARE PISSED SHREKCOIN THROUGH THE FLOOR top right is stick figure girl with penis sitting on her giant balls top left is cute cat girl with a halo and penis middle right is girl with cute antennas and cute heart and star stickers and cute boots and a cute skirt and penis middle left is a cat girl with a giant penis below her is a stick figure girl with a penis with stickers cumming exactly three stars on the bottom is lord farquaad and his magnum dong i'm sorry
August 25, 2024 at 7:47 PM
lostrobot.bsky.social
i can't stop thinking about the fact that we nearly permanently cured tooth decay half a century ago but never actually went through with it because there was no financial incentive
"Caries vaccine" Wikipedia article. "A caries vaccine is a vaccine to prevent and protect against tooth decay. Streptococcus mutans (S. mutans) has been identified as the major etiological agent of human dental caries. The development of a vaccine for tooth decay has been under investigation since the 1970s. In 1972, a caries vaccine was said to be in animal testing in England, and that it would have begun human testing soon. However, intrinsic difficulties in developing it, coupled with lack of strong economic interests, are the reasons why still no such vaccine is commercially available today. Several types of vaccines are being developed at research centres, with some kind of caries vaccines being considered to diminish or prevent dental caries' impact on young people."
August 18, 2024 at 9:51 PM
lostrobot.bsky.social
it's difficult to describe, it's like if the world's freshest water was a fruit, except it's sweet and has a super gentle and friendly texture to it

imagine if one of these was a fruit for you to bite into
a hand holding an edible water bottle
August 6, 2024 at 7:26 PM
lostrobot.bsky.social
yeah, that was my reaction
discord screenshot of me saying "WHAT" a billion times
July 13, 2024 at 3:36 AM
lostrobot.bsky.social
wait, hold on, when did this happen?
@not2btolerated.bsky.social

i noticed she was gone for a while
i wonder what specifically they nailed her for

anybody know where she's at now?
bluesky's "account has been suspended" screen for @not2btolerated.bsky.social
June 19, 2024 at 1:59 PM
lostrobot.bsky.social
here's mine
bluesky heat map . . . . . definitely not github
June 3, 2024 at 6:41 PM
lostrobot.bsky.social
all i'm saying is that i want to look like puchiko from di gi charat, what is this "unrealistic body standards" thing people keep bringing up?
puchiko my beloved she is holding a spoon against what appears to be food, i have no idea what she's doing with it she is surrounded by drinks and desserts
May 30, 2024 at 1:42 AM
lostrobot.bsky.social
dragonfruit my beloved
a dragonfruit cut in half on a plate the edible insides of the dragonfruit have been peeled out
May 28, 2024 at 7:08 PM
lostrobot.bsky.social
i remember as a kid my grandma brought this popcorn tin for christmas and i insisted on keeping it after it was empty because i saw the smiling parent snow-people helping their child read and i wished i had parents that loved me like that
A Walmart popcorn tin. To the left and right are two smiling snow-people (what's the gender-neutral term for snowman?), they're holding a book open for their child who is in the middle wearing earmuffs and smiling
May 4, 2024 at 1:27 AM
lostrobot.bsky.social
no way, i can't believe somebody made a manga about me
"A Younger Stepsister Who Only Has Sex With Me on Days That are Divisible by 3 and on Days That Include The Number 3." Hiro Hirono
March 9, 2024 at 4:07 AM