I’m back! Went on a seniors cruise and slept with all the newly widowed men.

I’m so organized at work while I’m a hoarder at home with all the stuff I borrow(steal) daily.

Found some wigs in the warehouse today. I tried them on and posted myself on Twitter naked.” I should be trending by now.

We don’t allowed Swifties on the premises.

So I let Sal the janitor name the tarantula Bubba I regret it now. He looks like a Walter.

Today someone brought in a tarantula we were surprised by how friendly he was. We had a dollhouse here so for now he has his own home.

Here at the lost and found we get the strangest calls. Just today someone called for a handjob. We are not hiring at the present time.