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Bob Osser
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American Ex-pat living in Canada. Retired researcher in stock market and law firms. Married for over 30 years, have a lovely wife and daughter.
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Melania announces the GOPs new tag line - Who gives a f*** about Christmas

#Trump #MelaniaTrump #Christmas2025
November 26, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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Trump only pardoned one Turkey - what happened to the other one? Was it ICE??

Things are a fowl around the White House....

#Trump #Thanksgiving #WhiteHouse #ICE
November 26, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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Charlie Kirks widow on capitalizing on pity and groping HIV Vance....

#CharlieKirkdead #ErikaKirk #Trump #HIVVance
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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The US president has reportedly asked Paramount for a fourth instalment of the cop comedy starring Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan

He wants to reintroduce some old-fashioned masculinity. Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker backed out since Trump asked for a Quid Pro Quo
November 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Time for a PUN...
November 24, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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Brandon Mcmanus of the Washington Commanders sold “fight rape” cleats in 2024 - sent to the Packers. Trump copied the shoes and brought his 34 felony charges - McManus went to the packers, so why didn’t Trump just pack it in….

#Trump #washingtoncommanders
November 24, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Trumps MRI released and a large Priapulida [penis worm] is found eating his brain…

#Trump #trumpdead #TrumpIsDead #trumpmri
November 23, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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Joan Rivers on Johnny Carson talks about what men think of women….
November 23, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster films presents their newest masterpiece from Woody Allen….

#Trump #Bromance #Cotfsm #Mamdani
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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Wow, MTG to resign January 1, 2026

#MTGresigns
November 22, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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Since Trump asked to not be paid for pretending to be president, then he is living in Indentured Servitude

#trump #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace
November 22, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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The Daily Show did a great piece on a new CSI : Epstein Files series…..

#Trump #TrumpEpsteinPedoFiles #EpsteinTrumpFiles #EpsteinFiles #EpsteinTrumpCoverUp #EpsteinTRumpPedoFiles
November 22, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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What does the Epstein Files look like in Trumps Mind - or what is left of it from the vegetative state he is in.....

#Trump #TrumpEpsteinPedoFiles #EpsteinTrumpFiles #EpsteinFiles #EpsteinTrumpCoverUp #EpsteinTrumpPedoFiles
November 22, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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Proof that JD Vance was a Woman before becoming a man without balls and a micropenis

#JDVance #VanceUnfit #micropenis #ballless
November 22, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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Trump told a reporter to be quiet by saying Quiet Piggy.... Miss Piggy responds

#Trump #quietpiggy
November 21, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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Have you ever thought of where we are going with Trump? He will plunge America into a Nuclear War.
So instead of accepting the inevitable, we can fantasize about his fat fate.

#Trump #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #trumpisdeadpolitically #trumpdead #nuke
November 21, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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Donald Trump creates another distraction from the Epstein Files ….

He wants to buy your vote

#Trump #midterms2026 #EpsteinTrumpFiles #TrumpEpsteinFiles #TrumpEpsteinPedoCoverUp #TrumpEpsteinPedoFiles #EpsteinTrumpCoverUp
November 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Just a PUN
November 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Jeffrey Epstein’s brother said that Donald Trump was blowing bubba - he meant the chewing gum, for a commercial….

Here he is trying to blow a bubble and the end product….

#Trump #TrumpEpsteinPedoFiles #EpsteinTrumpFiles #EpsteinFiles #EpsteinTrumpCoverUp
November 19, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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What would happen if Trump vetos the release of the epstein files?? Other than all hell breaking loose....

#Trump #TrumpEpsteinPedoFiles #EpsteinTrumpFiles #EpsteinFiles #EpsteinTrumpCoverUp #EpsteinTrumpPedoFiles
November 19, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Maxwell was getting unlimited toilet paper!!

Also, the Warden was helping her send documents?? How many think we should email the warden and ask him for copies - BRY-PublicInformation-S@bop.gov

#Trump #Trumpepsteinfiles
November 18, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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Trump dances and then decides to become a drag queen....

#Trump #Trumpdead #istrumpdead
November 18, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Instead of Making America Healthy Again, how about making heroin great again....

Americas health system is being systematically destroyed...

#RFKjr #Trump
November 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM