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Three old men are sitting on a front porch, talking about a storm rolling in. The first explains that his knee always acts up (it’s swollen in the image) when the rain comes. The second suggests it’s a blizzard because his hand always swells (it’s puffed up like a balloon). And the third man says, “Well, SOMETHING’S happenin’. There goes my head.” And his head is comically swollen.
December 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Been there.
Guy in blue shirt and running vest, holding up a cut and bleeding elbow he sustained by falling on a running trail.
September 13, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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@nbcsgiants.bsky.social Might be time for a new pic
May 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Sacramento, Ca.
A woman with grey hair and sunglasses speaks to a man while she stands holding a sign. The sign has an orange background and shows a winding green vine with red flowers. The sign says “Fuck this shit,” with flowers in place of the ‘u’ and ‘i’ in the curse words. She is in the foreground. In the background is the state capitol in Sacramento, Ca. Also visible in the background are other protesters. With the state capitol in Sacramento, Ca, in the background, the foreground shows multiple protesters. One is holding a sign that shows a swastika with the Tesla “T” logo, of equal size, over it.
April 5, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Flips the script? Holy shit

“Lifeguard, opting for a quick nap, flips the script on drowning beachgoers…”
February 20, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Tobias from Arrested Development explaining that—although people continue to delude themselves into believing an open marriage might work for them despite the voluminous evidence that shows they don’t—an open marriage might work for him and Lindsay.
February 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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November 17, 2024 at 5:12 AM