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Africa and World historian. Throbbing middle finger to God. Trans: she/her.
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Homer Simpson tripping over a garbage can and pulling a funny face.
January 25, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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Vincent D'Onfrio in Full Metal Jacket looking like he's about to shoot someone. "I'm grateful for the way my dad has raised me."
January 23, 2025 at 5:40 AM
lostinberkeley.bsky.social
I think this kind of explains some of this mess.
Skeet text: I also have Presidential ambitions and am the most hated poster in Something Awful history. I get REALLY high engagements in comment sections and message boards. Why would this be any different?
January 13, 2025 at 2:14 AM
lostinberkeley.bsky.social
What a shit year. Today I have to say goodbye to one of my babies. Again. Losing her sister in Aug left a gaping wound that wasn't even close to being closed. At this point someone just finish me off.
A fluffy black cat with yellow eyes staring into the camera with a look of annoyance. A pair of fluffy black cats stare out from a window. Behind them is dark and only the faintest outlines of their heads can be made out as well as their bright eyes.
December 17, 2024 at 8:40 PM
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If any of these are your senators I ask you to call their offices and bully/plead with them to not be fucking assholes by caving in to pressure from a small faction of right-wing fanatics.
We did not hear from many senators up for re-election whose states have been competitive in the last decade - John Hickenlooper of Colorado, Jeanne Shaheen of New Hampshire, Gary Peters of Michigan, Mark Warner of Virginia, Jon Ossoff of Georgia, and Tina Smith of Minnesota.
December 10, 2024 at 7:47 PM
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This one left me speechless.
Screen shot of a hashtag resistance liberal's profile header: "NAFO(flags for the US, Ukraine, and Israel)ANTI-FASCIST ASSAULT BRIGADE Anti-fascist FELLA. DEMOCRACY ENFORCER and US Hegemony Enthusiast. #TheResistance #ERASEMAGA #RIPCROOKS #ARRESTMIKEFLYNN
November 26, 2024 at 1:34 AM
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Great job, @newsweek.com
Edna Lovejoy from The Simpsons standing in a room with a bunch of other women holding protest signs. She is clutching her pearls. Her original line has been changed. Edna: Oh, won't somebody please think of the Brownshirts?
November 22, 2024 at 7:04 AM
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I need you to understand that this is the sophistication of the trap laid out by fascists and you are falling for it.
Image of a classic cartoony trap where one side of a cardboard box is raised up with a stick. A piece of string is attached to the stick in order to spring the trap and drop the box down on whatever is underneath it.
November 12, 2024 at 10:32 PM
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I think about this a couple times a week at least.
Skeet reading: seeing a cybertruck in the wild is fun bc only 3000 have been sold so its like oh wow theres our towns Biggest Dipshit. look at him go!
November 11, 2024 at 6:36 AM
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An orange and white cat laying on the back cushions of a gray couch. She is looking at the camera with a barely held back contempt.
November 5, 2024 at 5:11 AM
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It was so fucking hot at dusk one day that this bat latched onto the screen door and panted for half an hour before it could fly away.
A brown bat latched onto a screen door trying to escape the ungodly heat of Sacramento.
October 24, 2024 at 6:14 AM
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Heart ripped out. Let your animal companions know how much you love them.
A fluffy black cat with giant yellow eyes sitting at the top of a white cat tree staring into the camera.
August 1, 2024 at 8:12 PM
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Visited my void daughter in emergency. They've had trouble getting her to eat so I showed up with her favorite food and treats. The nurses were all happy to see her scarf down a bunch of treats. Still no idea what is wrong with her and I feel like I've been separated from my heart.
Fluffy black cat with yellow eyes laying on her side and looking up at the camera. She is obviously being cute on purpose.
August 1, 2024 at 3:44 AM
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This image still lives rent-free in my head.
Mayor Pete biting a pork chop (?) very angrily. His face is tense. You can see the tendons in his neck as screams into the void through the bite. His eyes - lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye - are fixed on something behind the camera. Possibly his next victim.
July 11, 2024 at 12:54 AM
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Screen shot from the Futurama episode "Future Stock" (S4E6). The unfrozen businessman is addressing Frye while Mom watches. UBM and Frye wear the same dark suits and ties. Caption reads: Team - I know you've already heard this from Will but I also wanted to weigh in on this directly: the journalistic standards and ethics at The Post will not change.
June 18, 2024 at 10:51 PM
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Two black cats sitting on a grey chair. The first on the right (Freyja) has been recently shorn and her eyes are mostly closed. The second, on the left (Lilith), has green eyes and soft luxurious fur. They are both annoyed with the photographer.
June 17, 2024 at 4:57 AM
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Two black cats sitting on a grey chair. The one on the right (Freyja) has been shorn somewhat recently and her eyes are slightly closed. The one on the left (Lilith) has green eyes and long hair. They are both annoyed with the photographer.
June 16, 2024 at 8:28 PM
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Just imagine the world that could be created by using AI to animate this image. Futuristic!
Image of Homer Simpson disappearing into a hedge.
June 16, 2024 at 7:02 PM
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I didn't make this but I thought it was an important update.
a komodo dragon from behind, head turned to look at the camera, legs spread showing off its impressive legs and thick as fuck tail. Some unknown hero drew a french maid outfit onto the komodo dragon
June 10, 2024 at 6:49 PM
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Image of a Magic the Gathering card (Basal Thrull from Fallen Empires) with the courtroom drawing of Trump laid on top of the original artwork. Trump looks smeared and kind of abstract and fleshy
May 21, 2024 at 4:23 PM
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Old meme of Saddam Hussein's spider hole. The illustration shows a red figure laying on their back at the bottom of a pit with "Entrance hidden by bricks and rubble," "air vent," and "fan" labeled. The image has been altered with a label that says "Rudy Guiliani" and "Rudy's hiding place" at the top of the image.
May 16, 2024 at 3:57 PM
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Many an all-nighter would be required in front of the Bombe.
Image of the Bombe device that Alan Turing helped design and program to break the German Enigma cipher machine. It looks like a giant metal box with a bunch of tubes visible. I'm really sorry, that's the best I can really do.
May 12, 2024 at 7:02 AM
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I offer a gremlin and her sister to aid in healing and work not being too shitty.
Two black cats both looking at something behind the camera. One sits on the left of the frame and has long, deep black fur. The second is centered and has the same long, deep black fur on her head, feet, and end of her tail. The rest of her fur has been shorn down. She has yellow eyes.
April 9, 2024 at 7:10 AM
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It does kind of look like it could be Ed or Bev Bighead from Rocko's Modern Life. I didn't see that at all until I read "frog" though. Boobs -> dancing couple
Ed Bighead from Rocko's Modern Life. A green frog with 3 hairs coming off the back of his head. Ed has big expressive eyes and a mouth to match. He is wearing slacks held up with suspenders, a white t-shirt, a black bow tie, and yellow half-heeled shoes.
April 8, 2024 at 12:48 AM
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Two panel Meme of Eric Andre shooting Hannibal Buress. Panel 1: under Andre the text says, "person angry at the Estrogen Empress for reasons only they understand, maybe," under Buress, "blockenheimering their own followers." Panel 2: Andre asks, "why would the estrogen empress do this?"
April 1, 2024 at 4:23 PM