friend 1: I'm engaged
friend 2: I'm having a baby
me: my dog is the Mayor of New York City

people who use goodreads: jeff bezos owns goodreads and if you want a better alternative there is a black woman owned company called storygraph that you can use to replace it. you can transfer all of your data from goodreads to storygraph and have your mind be free of trumpie jeff bezos! win win. 💙

Learning how to navigate this country the best way I can