Losfer Words
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“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.” J.R.R. Tolkien
Frodo: What news of the wide world?
Gandalf: It's still exponentially effed up out there, so, let's forget the road goes ever on trip to Mordor, stay inside, get out the Old Toby, and binge watch all 15 seasons of Supernatural and pray that Jack raptures us out of here.
Gandalf: It's still exponentially effed up out there, so, let's forget the road goes ever on trip to Mordor, stay inside, get out the Old Toby, and binge watch all 15 seasons of Supernatural and pray that Jack raptures us out of here.
October 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Frodo: What news of the wide world?
Gandalf: It's still exponentially effed up out there, so, let's forget the road goes ever on trip to Mordor, stay inside, get out the Old Toby, and binge watch all 15 seasons of Supernatural and pray that Jack raptures us out of here.
Gandalf: It's still exponentially effed up out there, so, let's forget the road goes ever on trip to Mordor, stay inside, get out the Old Toby, and binge watch all 15 seasons of Supernatural and pray that Jack raptures us out of here.
Police officer: Why were you driving on the wrong side of the road?
Self=driving Tesla: Oh. Sorry. I wasn't paying attention, I was on my phone. You do know the phone is built right into me? It's not my fault.
Self=driving Tesla: Oh. Sorry. I wasn't paying attention, I was on my phone. You do know the phone is built right into me? It's not my fault.
October 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Police officer: Why were you driving on the wrong side of the road?
Self=driving Tesla: Oh. Sorry. I wasn't paying attention, I was on my phone. You do know the phone is built right into me? It's not my fault.
Self=driving Tesla: Oh. Sorry. I wasn't paying attention, I was on my phone. You do know the phone is built right into me? It's not my fault.
Is there a sequel to that poem where the elders of tribe/village reminisce about the good old days of the common cold and Strep throat?
October 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Is there a sequel to that poem where the elders of tribe/village reminisce about the good old days of the common cold and Strep throat?
Not today. The rapture won't happen until you learn how to pray like Dean Winchester in Season13 Ep1 of #Supernatural, and remember to pray to Jack, not Chuck. If you need help with this just ask @felicia.day Rumor has it that she's talked to angels.
October 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Not today. The rapture won't happen until you learn how to pray like Dean Winchester in Season13 Ep1 of #Supernatural, and remember to pray to Jack, not Chuck. If you need help with this just ask @felicia.day Rumor has it that she's talked to angels.
Were you hanging out with Beverly Hofstadter when you posted this?
October 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Were you hanging out with Beverly Hofstadter when you posted this?
"a more resilient Society"?
Stop that! Starfleet wants to contain the human infestation to Earth and hope they go extinct, not turn them in cockroaches that can survive anywhere and anything, so that cats can take their rightful place as the proper rulers of the universe.
Stop that! Starfleet wants to contain the human infestation to Earth and hope they go extinct, not turn them in cockroaches that can survive anywhere and anything, so that cats can take their rightful place as the proper rulers of the universe.
October 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
"a more resilient Society"?
Stop that! Starfleet wants to contain the human infestation to Earth and hope they go extinct, not turn them in cockroaches that can survive anywhere and anything, so that cats can take their rightful place as the proper rulers of the universe.
Stop that! Starfleet wants to contain the human infestation to Earth and hope they go extinct, not turn them in cockroaches that can survive anywhere and anything, so that cats can take their rightful place as the proper rulers of the universe.
Are you really going to sit there and tell me you wouldn't binge watch all seasons of
Star Trek: Supernatural Chosen Jedis
?
Star Trek: Supernatural Chosen Jedis
?
October 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Are you really going to sit there and tell me you wouldn't binge watch all seasons of
Star Trek: Supernatural Chosen Jedis
?
Star Trek: Supernatural Chosen Jedis
?
Captain's Log Stardate 2025.
Captain Spock: I find myself aboard the Starship, Heaven. Scotty has informed Admiral Jesus the transporter is fully functional. Lt. Dean Winchester is still trying to determine how Lucifer got onboard to disable it 14days ago. Capt. Han Solo insists it is not his fault.
Captain Spock: I find myself aboard the Starship, Heaven. Scotty has informed Admiral Jesus the transporter is fully functional. Lt. Dean Winchester is still trying to determine how Lucifer got onboard to disable it 14days ago. Capt. Han Solo insists it is not his fault.
October 6, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Captain's Log Stardate 2025.
Captain Spock: I find myself aboard the Starship, Heaven. Scotty has informed Admiral Jesus the transporter is fully functional. Lt. Dean Winchester is still trying to determine how Lucifer got onboard to disable it 14days ago. Capt. Han Solo insists it is not his fault.
Captain Spock: I find myself aboard the Starship, Heaven. Scotty has informed Admiral Jesus the transporter is fully functional. Lt. Dean Winchester is still trying to determine how Lucifer got onboard to disable it 14days ago. Capt. Han Solo insists it is not his fault.
So, Draco Malfoy has made the headlines in the Daily Prophet, again? Wait, is it spelled Prophet, or Profit?
October 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
So, Draco Malfoy has made the headlines in the Daily Prophet, again? Wait, is it spelled Prophet, or Profit?
You: Hold still, the sketch is almost done.
Moth: Be right back. I forgot to tell the Eagles to rescue Gandalf from Isengard.
Moth: Be right back. I forgot to tell the Eagles to rescue Gandalf from Isengard.
October 4, 2025 at 10:35 AM
You: Hold still, the sketch is almost done.
Moth: Be right back. I forgot to tell the Eagles to rescue Gandalf from Isengard.
Moth: Be right back. I forgot to tell the Eagles to rescue Gandalf from Isengard.
I think I may have to rewatch the "Spock's Brain" episode of Star Trek and fully consider the potential ethical ramifications of this.
October 4, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I think I may have to rewatch the "Spock's Brain" episode of Star Trek and fully consider the potential ethical ramifications of this.
Can we stop calling it "Artificial Intelligence" and start calling it what it is "Real Stupidity" and "Automated Intellectual Property Theft"?
October 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Can we stop calling it "Artificial Intelligence" and start calling it what it is "Real Stupidity" and "Automated Intellectual Property Theft"?
"Poor man wanna be rich, rich man wanna be king
And a king ain't satisfied 'til he rules everything"
– B. Springsteen
"All along, along there were incidents and accidents, there were hints and allegations"
– P. Simon
And a king ain't satisfied 'til he rules everything"
– B. Springsteen
"All along, along there were incidents and accidents, there were hints and allegations"
– P. Simon
October 4, 2025 at 1:26 AM
"Poor man wanna be rich, rich man wanna be king
And a king ain't satisfied 'til he rules everything"
– B. Springsteen
"All along, along there were incidents and accidents, there were hints and allegations"
– P. Simon
And a king ain't satisfied 'til he rules everything"
– B. Springsteen
"All along, along there were incidents and accidents, there were hints and allegations"
– P. Simon
When Starmer was kid he either thought Star Trek's "Landru" was a good idea or failed to grasp the message of The Moody Blues' "In The Beginning".
October 4, 2025 at 1:19 AM
When Starmer was kid he either thought Star Trek's "Landru" was a good idea or failed to grasp the message of The Moody Blues' "In The Beginning".
Please, tell me that the space station is orbiting the planet of the green ducks.
August 26, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Please, tell me that the space station is orbiting the planet of the green ducks.
Led Zeppelin druid cat.
February 19, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Led Zeppelin druid cat.
If Treebeard from LOTR was a wizard and had a pet, it would be that owl.
February 11, 2024 at 4:41 PM
If Treebeard from LOTR was a wizard and had a pet, it would be that owl.
Gandalf: I told you that you didn’t really want to know the news of the wide world.
Me: As always you were right. Looks at the passengers, you think the cats will like Vulcan?
Gandalf: Pointy ears, they will fit right in.
Me: As always you were right. Looks at the passengers, you think the cats will like Vulcan?
Gandalf: Pointy ears, they will fit right in.
February 11, 2024 at 12:01 PM
Gandalf: I told you that you didn’t really want to know the news of the wide world.
Me: As always you were right. Looks at the passengers, you think the cats will like Vulcan?
Gandalf: Pointy ears, they will fit right in.
Me: As always you were right. Looks at the passengers, you think the cats will like Vulcan?
Gandalf: Pointy ears, they will fit right in.
Well, it’s not for Super Bowl Sunday, it’s for rewatching the Star Wars movies Sunday, because I have zero interest in sports.
And I’m not quite certain cooking a frozen pizza counts as a recipe.
And I’m not quite certain cooking a frozen pizza counts as a recipe.
February 10, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Well, it’s not for Super Bowl Sunday, it’s for rewatching the Star Wars movies Sunday, because I have zero interest in sports.
And I’m not quite certain cooking a frozen pizza counts as a recipe.
And I’m not quite certain cooking a frozen pizza counts as a recipe.
Walks over to the window.
Opens the blinds, points to the flock of bluebirds arriving and escaping that netherworld.
Opens the blinds, points to the flock of bluebirds arriving and escaping that netherworld.
February 10, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Walks over to the window.
Opens the blinds, points to the flock of bluebirds arriving and escaping that netherworld.
Opens the blinds, points to the flock of bluebirds arriving and escaping that netherworld.