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loserchildhotpants
@loserchildhotpants.bsky.social
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Melanie (she/they), 31, writer, neurodivergent Jewish witch, sometimes NSFW, currently writing under @someonetoanyone on AO3

Antis and minors are unwelcome
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Gordon Ramsey covered in heart emojis w hearts for eyes captioned ‘I could fucking cry. I could seriously cry.’ Castiel of Supernatural gazing up lovingly from a diner booth seat Photo of an alligator w its mouth open edited to appear as if the camera is picking up massive vibration from it w heart emojis exploding from its open mouth
December 3, 2024 at 6:23 PM
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@angel-fruitcake.bsky.social is gonna carry me through this residency like Sam carried Frodo up Mount Doom fr
meme featuring a person on the set of a television program, smiling politely and dressed professionally, back turned to a glass paned window through which another person is emphatically cheering from the street: professional person smiling is labeled ‘Melanie in the MFA program’ and the person cheering outside is labeled ‘every fandom that melanie has ever written for’ Will Smith with arms in display meme; Will Smith is labeled ‘Melanie submitting her portfolio to the MFA program’ and the beautiful celebrity he is displaying is labeled ‘beautifully emotional fanfic about a closeted monster hunter and his gay angel’
December 3, 2024 at 6:14 PM
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1: incorrect, Titanic *famously* didn’t have enough lifeboats for all passengers, which led directly to maritime law changing to enforce enough life boats for all passengers (w exception to overloaded ships full of soldiers during WW2)

2: it costs $0 to refrain from ‘uHm aCtUaLly’ fic authors
obnoxious and factually incorrect ‘correction’ comment on a fanfiction that takes elements from both the movie Titanic and research done on the historical event separate from the movie
November 28, 2024 at 10:34 AM
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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie
Characters from Aqua Teen Hunger Force on a basketball court; Milkshake bending to angrily say to Meatball ‘I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this.’ Game show judge saying ‘powerful homoeroticism. I really enjoyed it.’ Shane Madej staring directly at the camera and saying ‘I did meet some of the most insufferable people. But, they also met me.’ Always Sunny characters in a highly recycled meme format, ‘[everything is problematic], bitch. Let’s get you [the ability to criticize media and still enjoy it].’
November 27, 2024 at 8:36 PM
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👀
November 24, 2024 at 11:37 PM
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I’m currently most proud of Three Princes — the stats aren’t particularly impressive, but so much work, so much research, and love went into it 😭

And i made art for it!

archiveofourown.org/works/463199...
Portrait of an AU Castiel Portrait of an AU Dean Winchester Rendering of AU Castiel and Dean Winchester kissing
November 21, 2024 at 7:07 PM
loserchildhotpants.bsky.social
i dipped my toes into destiel w Something Going On 3 years ago and haven’t looked back since 😌

link: archiveofourown.org/works/32501830
preview of AO3 fan fiction titled Something Going On by someonetoanyone
November 21, 2024 at 5:37 AM
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on someonetoanyone my most kudos’ed fic is Being Led Home (3,848 kudos 😭❤️) and on loserchildhotpants my most kudos’ed fic is Madman and a Fool (10,369 😵‍💫!)
Screenshot of the stats and summary of a fic from AO3 titled ‘Being Led Home’ Screenshot of the stats and summary of a fic on AO3 titled ‘Madman and a Fool’
November 20, 2024 at 12:21 AM
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it me!
photo of op from the bust up facing forward, head in profile, taken from a higher angle same photo of op as the first but with brighter lighting, seemingly taken a moment after the first as the gesture and facial angle have change minutely
November 19, 2024 at 11:18 AM
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mm yes
November 13, 2024 at 4:10 AM
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November 1, 2024 at 7:45 PM
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more nature photos
A turkey vulture backlit by sunset light A barred owl spotting me through leaves A small gator curled in the water and napping Two Sandhill cranes beefing
October 18, 2024 at 9:52 PM
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Art vs artist
selfie of me Depiction of Castiel as described in my fan fiction Three Princes A blue ribcage dotted with purple flowers between ribs, and a bright orange snake swirling around the spine Some sort of fawn girl thing idk what I was doing here tbh
October 18, 2024 at 9:47 PM
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A roseate spoonbill surrounded by greenery Roseate spoonbill giving me a tilted head look right into the camera A baby deer photographed from afar from between high reeds A baby deer photographed from afar between tall reeds but seemingly having noticed me photographing them
October 18, 2024 at 9:43 PM
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photos I took of the eclipse this year
October 18, 2024 at 9:38 PM
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anyone wandering around disoriented & trying to find their people; you may know me as loserchildhotpants (I wrote for #reddie #kylux #sterek and #ineffablehusbands there mostly) or you may know me as someonetoanyone (where im currently strictly writing for #destiel (and just a wee bit of #samwena))
October 18, 2024 at 7:01 PM
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more than the last sentence for some context ✨
October 18, 2024 at 7:57 AM
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recent photos from the Wetlands
a roseate spoonbill giving a sassy little over the shoulder look at the camera two herons; male heron landing gently on female heron’s back, rubbing their necks together Heron wanted to feel tall so stood on tree Gator swimming by
October 18, 2024 at 5:45 AM
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some aesthetic ✨ photos taken trip to the Wetlands before last. I didn’t know there was a pink film thingy on my lens so they look veryyyyyy
two dark colored ducks with white bills sitting on dark water A side view of a hawk peering down from high in a tree A tree line at the bottom of the photo, and in the sky, a black bird flying very near a half moon visible still in a day-lit sky A white crane taking off in flight over some water and against a background of tall water reeds
March 15, 2024 at 8:16 AM
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An American alligator lurking low in a naturally formed tunnel of high grass and reeds A closer shot of the previous photo Two ducks on blue water with lily pads and tall reeds nearby A vulture looking over its left shoulder seemingly to look directly at the camera
March 15, 2024 at 8:05 AM
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(do NOT get this close to Sandhill Cranes lmao this was not wise of me and do as i say not as i do lol)
Two Sandhill cranes walking through brush with two baby cranes mostly hidden in the tall grass A clearer photo of one of the baby cranes through the grass One of the baby cranes mostly hidden by brush The same baby crane from the previous photo, picking its head up above the brush so it is more visible
March 15, 2024 at 8:02 AM
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Purple iris flowers against a backdrop of water and reeds An American alligator lying in marsh water A photo of a bird with its wings spread, situated on a log with its back to the setting sun, which creates a perfect silhouette reflection on the water Sunset over tropical trees
March 15, 2024 at 7:59 AM
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Spoonbill with its wings spread Closer shot of spoonbill with its wings spread Side view of spoonbill with partially folded wings Side view of spoonbill with partially folded wings
March 15, 2024 at 7:56 AM
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park photos from today
A head-on photo of a roseate spoonbill Closer photo of the spoonbill Different spoonbill photographed from the side Different spoonbill seeming to pose in a sassy over-the-shoulder kind of way
March 15, 2024 at 7:55 AM
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that’s actually a p good childhood chibi me! 🥺❤️
October 29, 2023 at 7:50 PM