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hmm?
Fantastic french fries though. Worth the dangers.
February 10, 2026 at 6:29 PM
I want to talk about this international law perspective on the Venezuela raid, but I don't want to engage the 2 layers of Bluesky folks who put it in front of me, so I just pulled this from Twitter myself.

From a Mexican civil rights lawyer (Google mostly agrees with Twitter's translation).
January 4, 2026 at 3:06 AM
December 9, 2025 at 12:34 AM
The lid of my plastic cup from McDonald's says "Drench Your Thirst", and I find this an appalling development for the English language.
November 21, 2025 at 2:40 PM
November 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Not exaggerating. The focus is completely deranged.
November 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
This is a really funny claim because Secretary Bessent wants to emphasize how terrible the shutdown is. But if you're at all familiar with the scale of the US economy, it sounds like the shutdown is nearly inconsequential.

We generated $561 billion every week last year.
October 16, 2025 at 2:15 AM
July 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
June 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Very much appreciated this person's sign.
June 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
When you want foreign policy concerns to be taken seriously.
March 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I am feeling some real SCP energy from an illustrative photograph on a Wikipedia article.
March 26, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Sometimes I have to remind myself that I am a Real Gamer.
March 5, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Bought a pizza and got a giggle.
February 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Recently amused by the word "occur" in Wikipedia descriptions of wildlife. Like the presence of animals is a spontaneous phenomenon.
January 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I usually scroll past this section of Google News, but had to stop today.
December 26, 2024 at 2:06 PM
Hey what the fuck.
November 18, 2024 at 11:47 PM