Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger
@lornrocks.bsky.social
Artist, cat lady, theme park & horror enthusiast.
Insta: laurensolingercreative
Insta: laurensolingercreative
Missed the beginning of the ad where they said the exact wording of “some phone ads feature amazing graphics while other phones allow you to create your own” or whatever.
November 15, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Missed the beginning of the ad where they said the exact wording of “some phone ads feature amazing graphics while other phones allow you to create your own” or whatever.
Absolutely obsessed with these random Hello Kitty collab toys McD’s has randomly had the last year or so. I got a weird My Melody Yu-Gi-Oh stuffy and now a My Melody as Donatello. (I think Donatello?)
August 19, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Absolutely obsessed with these random Hello Kitty collab toys McD’s has randomly had the last year or so. I got a weird My Melody Yu-Gi-Oh stuffy and now a My Melody as Donatello. (I think Donatello?)
Me every five seconds during the my chemical romance show this weekend:
July 21, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Me every five seconds during the my chemical romance show this weekend:
Note that I did watermark it cause I use the same jpg’s on several sites when I post my work and it fucked it up because it can’t handle words. What are we doing here?? This original piece is Willem Dafoe in the Lighthouse.
June 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Note that I did watermark it cause I use the same jpg’s on several sites when I post my work and it fucked it up because it can’t handle words. What are we doing here?? This original piece is Willem Dafoe in the Lighthouse.
Idk I find it especially egregious fb keeps (without my permission) showing me photos of mine run throw an ai slop machine. And it’s literally specifically photos of my embroidery and stuff. Which just feels rude. Like what makes you think I want to see this??
June 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Idk I find it especially egregious fb keeps (without my permission) showing me photos of mine run throw an ai slop machine. And it’s literally specifically photos of my embroidery and stuff. Which just feels rude. Like what makes you think I want to see this??
IT guy was in office and told me my computer bag is “very cute”. He asked if I knew what it was a reference to. I did NOT tell him I got it because it looks like the orange iBook that Elle Woods uses in Legally Blonde lololol (the bag brand is called Bagintosh)
May 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM
IT guy was in office and told me my computer bag is “very cute”. He asked if I knew what it was a reference to. I did NOT tell him I got it because it looks like the orange iBook that Elle Woods uses in Legally Blonde lololol (the bag brand is called Bagintosh)
Me every time I open the news:
May 6, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Me every time I open the news:
I love Oswald, obviously.
May 3, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I love Oswald, obviously.
I have now reached the 90s in my Columbo watch and it’s fabulous. Man, the nostalgia, especially in the sets.
April 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I have now reached the 90s in my Columbo watch and it’s fabulous. Man, the nostalgia, especially in the sets.
Me yesterday lololol
April 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Me yesterday lololol
The vocal mannerisms every time these two have a scene together (which is pretty much the whole episode) are wild.
April 20, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The vocal mannerisms every time these two have a scene together (which is pretty much the whole episode) are wild.
My plants are flowering rn but tragically they have no pollinators. Part of me was wondering if I should put them outside so they can attract some but then I’d get bugs in them when I bring them back inside.
April 11, 2025 at 8:24 PM
My plants are flowering rn but tragically they have no pollinators. Part of me was wondering if I should put them outside so they can attract some but then I’d get bugs in them when I bring them back inside.
genuinely what did they have against actual fucking fences when they built this development?? And the back of our yards are sloped so if you’re up there we can just full on see each other. No idea if we’re allowed to make the fences taller.
March 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
genuinely what did they have against actual fucking fences when they built this development?? And the back of our yards are sloped so if you’re up there we can just full on see each other. No idea if we’re allowed to make the fences taller.
“….officer Morales…”
Me:
Me:
March 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
“….officer Morales…”
Me:
Me:
Also me in the Chinese restaurant scene:
February 21, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Also me in the Chinese restaurant scene:
Me when I saw who they cast as outie Burt’s husband:
February 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Me when I saw who they cast as outie Burt’s husband:
I would love to but my son thinks I need to do it as soon as the sun comes up and will lick my eyeballs if I don’t stop him.
February 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I would love to but my son thinks I need to do it as soon as the sun comes up and will lick my eyeballs if I don’t stop him.
Anyway this random anecdote brought to you by my fabulous HIM spirit jersey I’m wearing today. (It’s glittery!)
February 3, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Anyway this random anecdote brought to you by my fabulous HIM spirit jersey I’m wearing today. (It’s glittery!)
They call me ol’ Bluebeard.
February 1, 2025 at 4:58 AM
They call me ol’ Bluebeard.
I wore mine with a turtleneck and leggings under for the winter.
January 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I wore mine with a turtleneck and leggings under for the winter.
Oh man. I’m legit going to cry at work about this. Rest in peace King, thank you for everything.
January 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Oh man. I’m legit going to cry at work about this. Rest in peace King, thank you for everything.
My review of this film:
January 1, 2025 at 10:28 PM
My review of this film:
Like I get it. I know people are super vain about what animals they want. When I went to the shelter I was interested in a pretty fluffy boy but we didn’t click. But I ended up finding my soulmate when he jumped into my arms and he’s “just a tabby”. People should be allowed to visit and find theirs!
December 6, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Like I get it. I know people are super vain about what animals they want. When I went to the shelter I was interested in a pretty fluffy boy but we didn’t click. But I ended up finding my soulmate when he jumped into my arms and he’s “just a tabby”. People should be allowed to visit and find theirs!