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Knowing Jesus Changes Everything

I’m just trying to enjoy a Miller on the patio but these two descendants of Yama (pictured) keep insisting I give them an offering.

I told them I have nothing to offer. I just worked a 12 hour shift at the metal can factory and I don’t need their shrewish taunts.

I’d love to share a can of Dr Pepper with mitt Romney, watch a cougars game on a projector, and talk about how Jesus visited the Americas and ate a Big Mac with ol’ Ron Raegan in 1978.

has anyone seen mine own god helmet #threeinone

I stopped by the hospital last night to see if I left my God Helmet there but they ended up zip tying my testicles to my thigh and taking me to a room and put my body through a hadron collider and now everything that touches my tongue tastes like metal

The CIA’s corporate disinformation campaign against Chappell Roan has produced tremendous results

Man yall were smoking weed on those cousin walks? Me and my cousins were fucking into new years

Man seeing all these instagram posts with people I know with their families / like damn - I
Can see where you get your ugly from