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Lorna
@lornavazz.bsky.social
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Opossums, crab rangoons, air conditioning. These are a few of my favorite things.
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Three images of a Canadian goose, captioned "he attacc. He attacc. But most importantly...he attacc."
March 6, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Apollo bestowing the gift of prophecy on random internet users just trying to be comedic except it's a young girl chucking one of those red rubber kickballs at her friends
February 6, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark illustrations = The Ramones, 1976
January 18, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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@grayhaem.bsky.social I assume, based on the handle and profile pic, this tweet is from you? I was going to post it but then realized I should check if you were here.
Mankind wasn't meant to work in December. We were meant to hide from wolves, drink, and pray our autumn harvest will last us through the Dark Months
December 10, 2024 at 7:07 PM
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New entry in this saga:
A text from my mom that reads: "Mike Gundy in shin kicking contest with OSU over negotiating new contract. Likely with pay cut"
December 6, 2024 at 9:48 PM
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An opossum lying down. Caption reads: "No, I will not reply to your December email. I am playing dead until further notice"
December 3, 2024 at 3:44 PM
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Mac Jones
A puppet character holding its nose, caption says: [stinky]
December 1, 2024 at 8:04 PM
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Shout out to moms that keep you updated on the important things
A text from my mother that reads "USC lost again."
December 1, 2024 at 12:18 AM
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A package of Oreos with an opossum photoshopped on it. Below the Oreo logo, text has been added that reads: For Possum leave outside put on Ground Night time I come and take
November 23, 2024 at 1:44 AM
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These opened my eyes to a whole new world of possibilities. The turmeric and pepper flavor is also great
A bag of Tandoori Roasted Chana (chickpeas) from the brand Jabsons
November 20, 2024 at 12:43 AM
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Fitted sheet, folded. (2024) By me.

You may commence with your awe.
A white fitted sheet folded into a neat-ish square.
November 18, 2024 at 6:16 PM
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Had the audacity to leave the house multiple times today, how very dare I
A black cat with white whiskers and some white toes is laying on my chest and neck and partially covering my face
November 16, 2024 at 2:14 AM
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@parkermolloy.com is this just Bluesky scaling issues or did you change something/make a new feed?
Screenshot of the NFL+ feed on Bluesky showing no posts and a message saying "This feed is empty."
November 15, 2024 at 3:31 AM
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My frog appears to be hanging laundry at 10:00 at night?
Screenshot of the Google/Android weather app The stylized frog mascot thing is outside its mushroom house in front of a clothesline with towels hanging
November 14, 2024 at 4:05 AM
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This is the first day I'm back in my (home) office chair after a conference and the holiday, and my cat is absolutely not letting me have the full use of my arms
A black cat (with a white tipped paw) slung over my left arm with her right paw outstretched. She is obviously comfy and probably not going to move soon.
November 12, 2024 at 3:26 PM
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November 12, 2024 at 2:47 PM
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Happy to give you all my excess body heat if science can figure that out. I keep my house 65-68 in the winter so I can actually wear fuzzy socks and sweatpants without totally dying
An opossum being held in a blue towel with various pink emoji hearts taking up most of the picture around it. The caption reads: "hello i just wanted to tag you in this to discuss the possibility of us cuddling in the near future"
November 12, 2024 at 12:21 AM
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An opossum with a blurred background giving the impression everything is moving very fast in front of a sign that reads: MY BRAIN HAS MANY THINGS TO HOLD AND NO POCKETS
November 11, 2024 at 8:34 PM
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Please enjoy random entries from my meme folder entitled "O-possum, my possum, the trash we sought is won"
A drawing of an opossum with a bunch of green onions (or spring onions, idk) perched on its head. The bunch is upside down, with the bulbs facing upwards. Added underneath the opossum's mouth in typical meme text font it says: ( heh )
November 11, 2024 at 7:26 PM
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November 6, 2024 at 12:39 AM
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Currently getting my roof replaced and she is Not Thrilled with the noise (same tbh)
A tuxedo cat sitting in a cat bed, but very alert with extremely dilated pupils in yellow eyes staring intently at the source of loud noises over my shoulder.
October 22, 2024 at 3:27 PM
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@darthbluesky.bsky.social my cat squared up today, thought you'd want to know
A black cat with white feet curled up in a small bed roughly matching its square shape.
October 17, 2024 at 12:18 AM
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I love Sundays and NFL RedZone (and my mom's 75in TV)
A large TV showing NFL RedZone with 4 different games. In the foreground, a small off-white dog is curled up on my legs on top of a fuzzy blue blanket.
September 24, 2023 at 8:00 PM
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Meme of an opossum in a large garbage can hissing on top of the garbage pile. The caption is: When your phone suggests deleting old memes to save space: "Don't touch my garbage"
August 29, 2023 at 2:58 PM
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My submission to the Cat Pics feed
A black and white cat is curled up in a pet bed. Her back feet are pulled up by her head, and her front paws are covering her face. Several of her pink toe beans are showing.
August 23, 2023 at 12:18 AM