I was two seconds away from looking up the actual lyrics. Got them on my 5th try.

Stop it. If the media held republicans to the same standard we wouldn’t have a felon elected president.

I so wish it were you…

Aw, I bet they also gave up and put the slobbery ball in your lap. 🐾

I guess you might need a shower and a commode in the afterlife

My eyes hurt! (Illinois alum)

Yep! Definitely easier to breathe here!