Lork
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Lork
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Basketball players are the opposite of sovcits because they say "I wasn't traveling, I was driving!"
December 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I was waiting for my sandwich at an Italian place, and a sweet old lady who was also waiting was giving all her life advice unprompted to the guys at the counter. This included the importance of teaching comprehensive sex ed to your children, as well as the importance of registering to vote.
November 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Banger from @wyden.senate.gov on twitter
October 4, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Old Southern politicians with a 5-letter S first name that I've never heard of anyone else having:

Saxby
Strom
Steny
August 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Here's a tip for Final Ascent Kayle positioning: If Kayle attacks straight forwards, her beams will hit the third row. But if you position her in front of a blank hex or a Fighter, and she attacks slightly diagonally, one of the beams will hit the fourth row.
August 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Today I found out about one of those important punctuation distinctions. Is it "Mussolini's grandchild is a right-winger" or "Mussolini's grandchild is a right winger"? Depends whether you mean the one who's a politician or the one who's a professional soccer player!
June 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
In theory I'm sympathetic to the idea that sports betting should be legal and well-regulated, so that people don't turn to shady online crypto casinos. But the regulations are so toothless right now that I actually think shady online crypto casinos are more ethical than legit sportsbooks.
June 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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this is a real victory, which Marisa was a big part of by getting the memo first and drawing attention to it.
🚨 BREAKING: OMB has just issued a memo *rescinding* the previous memo freezing all federal financial assistance programs.

Full text, per government source:
January 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Depends. “I can hold it, it’s just a six-turtle piss,” versus, “I don’t care where we pull over, I’ve got to take a forty-turtle dump”
December 13, 2024 at 11:36 PM
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December 13, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Googled CC Sabathia and google decided to tell me his 2019 batting stats
November 24, 2024 at 5:19 PM
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Behold! After months of work I have finally finish my Interstate US House Map

It is the standard 435 seats but spread across all US States & Territories

I will admit that there are a few seats I could probably change/revise but their appearance doesn’t effect the partisan results of this map
October 18, 2024 at 7:04 AM
My source on the ground is not optimistic.
October 21, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Someone drew line art of a bunch of candidates for an /r/imaginaryelections post, and it led to this interaction
October 17, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Every city that the A's have played in or plan to play in does indeed have multiple A's.

philAdelphiA
kAnsAs city
oAklAnd
sAcrAmento
lAs vegAs
September 27, 2024 at 2:03 PM
We're playing chess 2 and they're playing eggstra special mode.
September 4, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Bit of a stretch but I wasn't really sure what to put for the big domino
September 4, 2024 at 1:50 AM
We used to all have magazines but now the right has maga and the left has zines
August 31, 2024 at 12:36 PM