Basketball players are the opposite of sovcits because they say "I wasn't traveling, I was driving!"

I was waiting for my sandwich at an Italian place, and a sweet old lady who was also waiting was giving all her life advice unprompted to the guys at the counter. This included the importance of teaching comprehensive sex ed to your children, as well as the importance of registering to vote.

Banger from @wyden.senate.gov on twitter

Old Southern politicians with a 5-letter S first name that I've never heard of anyone else having:

Saxby
Strom
Steny

Here's a tip for Final Ascent Kayle positioning: If Kayle attacks straight forwards, her beams will hit the third row. But if you position her in front of a blank hex or a Fighter, and she attacks slightly diagonally, one of the beams will hit the fourth row.

Today I found out about one of those important punctuation distinctions. Is it "Mussolini's grandchild is a right-winger" or "Mussolini's grandchild is a right winger"? Depends whether you mean the one who's a politician or the one who's a professional soccer player!

In theory I'm sympathetic to the idea that sports betting should be legal and well-regulated, so that people don't turn to shady online crypto casinos. But the regulations are so toothless right now that I actually think shady online crypto casinos are more ethical than legit sportsbooks.

this is a real victory, which Marisa was a big part of by getting the memo first and drawing attention to it.

Depends. “I can hold it, it’s just a six-turtle piss,” versus, “I don’t care where we pull over, I’ve got to take a forty-turtle dump”

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Googled CC Sabathia and google decided to tell me his 2019 batting stats

Behold! After months of work I have finally finish my Interstate US House Map

It is the standard 435 seats but spread across all US States & Territories

I will admit that there are a few seats I could probably change/revise but their appearance doesn’t effect the partisan results of this map

My source on the ground is not optimistic.

Someone drew line art of a bunch of candidates for an /r/imaginaryelections post, and it led to this interaction

Every city that the A's have played in or plan to play in does indeed have multiple A's.

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We're playing chess 2 and they're playing eggstra special mode.

Bit of a stretch but I wasn't really sure what to put for the big domino

We used to all have magazines but now the right has maga and the left has zines