Seniors for Trump - kiss your Medicare, Medicaid and Social Security goodbye.

Veterans for Trump - services you need are being cut across the board but, on the bright side, he’s throwing a sweet military parade for himself.

Constitutionalists for Trump - yeah, he’s done with the Constitution.

Truckers for Trump - you’re being replaced by autonomous vehicles.

Farmers for Trump - you’re going bankrupt and will be selling your land to Trump’s oligarch friends for pennies on the dollar.

Women for Trump - lol

Small businesses for Trump - you’re about to get smaller. Much smaller.

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