love how everybody's like "why would a Russian asset crash the US economy?"

We have entered Stinky Spring in #oklahoma and man the Bradford pears are not holding back. 🤢

I would like to go back to receiving the wrath of God the Oklahoma way. I think we got the wrong package, please exchange the fires for tornado season. #tornadoszn #oklahomawildfires #oklahoma

Hearing a lot about Superb Owl parties today. Hope you all show great respect for the Superb Owl. #wwdits

It’s fall and I just want #sweaterweather but Oklahoma has to be like, “You will have a second helping of tornado season, AND YOU WILL LIKE IT.”