Yeah I dont follow him and didnt even know about him until this interaction so the mom thing has been an ongoing joke bc I Do Not Understand how he found me or why he singled me out but he seems chill. Hasn't asked for my credit card info yet at least

Oh this is a reference to the many one direction fanfics that were written in the 2010s where for some reason the only way y/n could meet 1D was a) go to a concert of theirs and be disinterested or b) their parents sell them to 1D to be their manager. And they were all written like the text above

Rolled out of bed, put my hair up in a messy bun, came downstairs and my mom tells me she sold me to Harry Sty- I mean Caesar Wu

Living those y/n dreams idk

Guys I'm impatient this is taking forever. Im not even halfway through the first section and there are 12 😭

I need yall to understand that some rafayel fics are fucking unreadable bc people don't bother to fact check the most basic shit (I've encountered inaccuracies with the other l&ds boys' fics but not on the level of Raf)

These people are gonna be doing research and becoming health care professionals??? 💀