Never knew it! Although I did suspect my favorite name, "quail wenus," (w/topknot hand gesture) was not actually correct.

Present me is always happy when past me remembers to stash a few servings of soup/stew/hash in the freezer for future me.

I feel the same about Kenneth's Last Party Ever where everyone got a stern talking-to the next morning, even the Harlem Globetrotter

I have definitely said in the past, “I don’t really believe in ghosts and I think that’s why they don’t fuck with me.” No encounters yet, and I think it’s because of my airtight logic

And it’s too far into the semester for those students to drop his class, so they’re hosed anyhow

I’ve been making this shaved sprouts salad for years, it’s a holiday fave of mine: nomnompaleo.com/post/6679333...

I was thinking an intact triangle of toast but it sounded unwieldy.

Well you gotta explain that one

I tried!

I love his work! Tucson has some damn good murals.

I tried to tell him how I’d performed a monologue from a piece he’d written (not Santaland Diaries) and he went off on a tangent about how much he hated the SD adaptation. Just as well, as I’m 99% sure the theater I did it with did not pay any royalties.

🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.

David Sedaris, given I think I already annoyed him once at a book signing.

The only time - the ONLY time - I ever used H&R Block for my taxes, the lady did something wrong - and I ended up owing two years down the road. Never again.

Honestly it’s a blessing that they don’t take Mastercard bc that’s my credit card and I only have so much money on my Visa debit to spend at any given time