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Did they demolish the Northern Powerhouse to build this?
November 11, 2025 at 10:11 AM
A cynic might call this article click-bait shite 🧐
November 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM
That's a nice photo
October 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I want Clippy to write mine. Get 'em right in the feels 😭
August 3, 2025 at 1:58 PM
? What does 'pushes back' even mean?
July 24, 2025 at 9:47 AM
The Axis of Arseholes
July 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Caked in makeup and dancing to the Village People - yeah, proper butch that one 🤨
June 29, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Just let the AI do it all. 😵‍💫🤭
June 18, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Lessens the risk of sunburn 🌞
March 3, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Think I'll be safe in They Live. Just chill, do some shopping. Stay away from banks and alleyways though. 😎
January 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Had a brand new hat murdered on day one by the feathered shitters. Glad I wasn't personally splattered but goodbye hat.
January 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Can't go wrong with a bit of 'God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen' 🧑‍🎄
December 25, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Oh, I misread that as 'cracker' - thought it was a comment about Christmas starting too early or something 😵‍💫🧑‍🎄
November 13, 2024 at 12:51 PM
That's a great shot
November 12, 2024 at 6:47 PM
I can hear the gulls. They're coming for your ice cream 🍦
November 8, 2024 at 6:03 PM
I once caught my mum eating a doughnut with a fork. 🧓🫣
July 24, 2024 at 1:58 PM
I was in Poundland the other day just living the dream and I'm fairly sure I saw the Windows XP desktop wallpaper on all their broken down self-scan checkouts.
July 19, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Universal spam is the future.
June 24, 2024 at 10:35 AM
Is *anything* better in this country since Brexit?

I genuinely cannot think of one single thing that has improved.
June 16, 2024 at 1:48 PM