Lorenzo
@lorenzothecaptain.bsky.social
34 | 🇨🇦Perpetually-pissed-but-friendly. Bilingual. Casual gamer. History nerd. Books, cats, baked goods ♡ Trust me, I'm funny.
SPARE SOME CHANGE FOR THE LOVE OF MY LIFE ❤️ https://gofund.me/26375e097
SPARE SOME CHANGE FOR THE LOVE OF MY LIFE ❤️ https://gofund.me/26375e097
Me getting woken up at 3 am to translate an oat milk latte coffee order 👇
November 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Me getting woken up at 3 am to translate an oat milk latte coffee order 👇
I'm so happy for you all, not jealous at all 🥲
November 7, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I'm so happy for you all, not jealous at all 🥲
Getting a letter in the mail letting me know that there was a mistake back in may and that i owe *some* money.
Look at the amount and try to tell me again that i am not fucking CURSED
Look at the amount and try to tell me again that i am not fucking CURSED
November 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Getting a letter in the mail letting me know that there was a mistake back in may and that i owe *some* money.
Look at the amount and try to tell me again that i am not fucking CURSED
Look at the amount and try to tell me again that i am not fucking CURSED
👻🎃Happy Halloween gals and ghouls 🎃👻
*snapsnap*🤌
#Halloween #halloweencostume #GomezAddams #AddamsFamily
*snapsnap*🤌
#Halloween #halloweencostume #GomezAddams #AddamsFamily
November 1, 2025 at 12:39 AM
👻🎃Happy Halloween gals and ghouls 🎃👻
*snapsnap*🤌
#Halloween #halloweencostume #GomezAddams #AddamsFamily
*snapsnap*🤌
#Halloween #halloweencostume #GomezAddams #AddamsFamily
how does pinterest sees you part 2
💅fashion
🎨pantone
🎭mood
🍜food
💅fashion
🎨pantone
🎭mood
🍜food
October 12, 2025 at 11:14 AM
how does pinterest sees you part 2
💅fashion
🎨pantone
🎭mood
🍜food
💅fashion
🎨pantone
🎭mood
🍜food
Not a single braincell in sight
October 6, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Not a single braincell in sight
Now we can play "random cookie jar"
October 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Now we can play "random cookie jar"
October 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
My kid refilled the bacon bits shaker
October 5, 2025 at 3:57 PM
My kid refilled the bacon bits shaker
how pinterest sees me
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September 28, 2025 at 12:09 PM
how pinterest sees me
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Time to finally get good at maths
September 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Time to finally get good at maths
September 16, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Je continue tranquillement à avancer dans Breathe of the Wild pis sinon vu que j'ai le cerveau particulièrement frit depuis 2 jours j'ai ajouté Patapons Replay sur la switch
September 14, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Je continue tranquillement à avancer dans Breathe of the Wild pis sinon vu que j'ai le cerveau particulièrement frit depuis 2 jours j'ai ajouté Patapons Replay sur la switch
Des fois je m'habille comme une fille de Saint-Tite, mais ça n'a rien à voir avec le fait que c'est là que j'ai grandi ✌️🐴
September 14, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Des fois je m'habille comme une fille de Saint-Tite, mais ça n'a rien à voir avec le fait que c'est là que j'ai grandi ✌️🐴
September 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Don't spill cheese on my sheets please thx
September 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Don't spill cheese on my sheets please thx
🍽 Scrambled pancakes with local strawberries🍓 and maple syrup
Breakfast of champions before hitting the road
Breakfast of champions before hitting the road
September 6, 2025 at 1:42 PM
🍽 Scrambled pancakes with local strawberries🍓 and maple syrup
Breakfast of champions before hitting the road
Breakfast of champions before hitting the road
I'm late to the hype-train but this show was so chilling, unsettling and heartbreaking. As someome who works with teenage boys, it hits so close to home that it is genuinely scary and the performances are stellar
August 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I'm late to the hype-train but this show was so chilling, unsettling and heartbreaking. As someome who works with teenage boys, it hits so close to home that it is genuinely scary and the performances are stellar
August 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
The goodest of boy confirmed
July 19, 2025 at 11:51 AM
The goodest of boy confirmed
Playing the random monster generator game with my kid. You roll a dice to determine how many of each body parts and hope for the best 😅
June 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Playing the random monster generator game with my kid. You roll a dice to determine how many of each body parts and hope for the best 😅
Selfie like it's 2003
June 24, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Selfie like it's 2003