Loren Heinold
lorenheinold.bsky.social
Loren Heinold
@lorenheinold.bsky.social
American expat in Beijing; craft cocktail company and Mexican restaurant group founder; fan of jazz & blues, Daoism, cooking at home, rock, reading to my daughter, and playing music whenever I can
Radiohead
Violent Femmes
They Might Be Giants
Eric Clapton
Reel Big Fish
November 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Loki took matters into his own hands and enjoyed some Mac and cheese
November 28, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I really don’t get it. Guy was valedictorian of a not so small high school and got in to Princeton, and it doesn’t seem like his parents were alumni or donating buildings. Sounds like his politics were always crap, but how did he become this stupid? What happened to you along the way, Pete?
November 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Well were you thinking about England’s long colonial history when you wrote that sentence…in ENGLISH?!
November 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Pretty unfair to Chuck Norris jokes which are actually kind of funny ;)
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Vibe *and* look
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I burned by face into a Joker expression for a week with a streetside lamb skewer in China (was late night and didn’t clock that the metal skewer itself was white hot)
November 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Could we make comedy legal again but make whatever that was not?
November 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
They’re great
November 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
He could be my cat’s twin
November 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Tyler Durden situation
November 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)
November 22, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Reverse Fetterman
November 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Apparently Musk would have dropped a much harder hitting track ("Launch 'Em Up") than Tupac had he been beefing with Biggie at the time; it would have been "the most tecnhically lethal, existentially terrifying, financially devastating diss in human history."

So why are his tweets so lame?
November 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Same 😅
November 20, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Immunization for me, but not for thee
November 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I was the same, finally tried ukulele (when I was 44), much much easier to pick up the basics, and ended up being a gateway to learning to play guitar (at 45).
November 16, 2025 at 1:38 AM
November 15, 2025 at 6:39 AM
219 Congressmen/women and 53 Senators, eh? Surprised he didn’t say 31 states
November 15, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Eww, wish I hadn’t read that
November 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM