One of the new photos in Trump’s Oval Office is of Don Jr squatting in front of the Presidential desk.

If this was meant to imitate JFK Jr under the Resolute Desk, they botched every detail. Though it tracks that JFK’s desk is that of a busy chief executive, while Trump’s is practically empty.

Michael Gargiulo, 2024 candidate for Georgia State Senate and current Chief of Staff for MAGA State Senator Colton Moore, boasts online about being a “Cabinet-Level Advisor” to President Trump.

And this appears to not just be complete fiction, but something far funnier.

According to TrumpHotels.com, the banquet capacity of a large interior ballroom at Doral has about 15 sq ft per person.

So according to *Trump’s own business*, a ballroom for 999 people would be ~15,000 sq ft.

So how is Trump getting to 90,000 sq ft?

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Starting in August, Trump’s Department of Labor has published a series of AI-generated propaganda posters, with slogans like “Make America Skilled Again!” & “Build Your Homeland’s Future.”

See if you can detect any common design themes in the look of these gov’t posters.

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Here is the full transcript of Donald Trump’s 72-minute speech to military leaders on Tuesday, with only the likely-scripted portions highlighted.

As scripted, Trump’s entire speech should’ve taken about 15 minutes. His constant diversions added nearly an HOUR to that runtime.

Imagine trying to convince someone in 2010 that in the 2020s, the most influential personalities on the political right in America would not be Andrew Breitbart or Bill O’Reilly or Glenn Beck, but rather the hosts of “Fear Factor” and “The Apprentice.”

Trump today had a press event about the upcoming 2026 World Cup draw. About 25 minutes in, as they were answering a question about visas, Trump randomly opened his desk drawers, pulled out a photo, and said this.

Pop quiz: who is Trump describing?

Trump’s “90,000 square foot” ballroom is baffling.

Each table seats 10, so 650 seats is 65 tables. If we generously assume 100 sq ft/table, that’s 6,500 sq ft. There appears to be a lower level, so double that to 13,000 sq ft.

So where’s the other 70,000+ square feet?

The “90,000 square feet” HAS to be a stupid error, right?

As noted, the East Room seats 200 people. It has ~3,000 square feet.

This “State Ballroom” would seat 3.25x as many people, but be not three times but THIRTY TIMES as large.

90,000 sq ft is over half the size of the entire Biltmore House.

Look, it’s not throwing men into foreign torture prisons, or killing millions through aid cuts, but Donald Trump is a man of so little taste that he looked at the White House Rose Garden and said “I’m gonna pave it over.”

The man is a reverse Midas; everything he touches turns to s**t.

MAGA 2016: Donald Trump will surround himself with the best, most qualified people!

MAGA 2024: Lots of drunks hold down day jobs!