My Holy Trinity is:
Carbohydrates
Carbonation
Caffine

Just a lil memey meme

Just a lil trans poetry for your sunday

I gotta say... I love this season of the internet 🥲🤣

Saw some really cool rocks, some might say boulders

My favorite good mornings

Me to my twin sister: "if something tragic happens to me, can you take care of Arthur for me, til he's dead too?"

Her: "I mean yeah, but I think his days are numbered more than yours"

Me: "but there aren't [extremists] coming for him anytime soon"

Her: "I'm gonna go watch this movie now k.byeeee"

Deadpool is like if Tucker, Caboose, and Tex were all the same person

Bo Burnham's All Eyes On Me and Plüm's Hostage are my siren's songs tbh

I'd be overboard faster than if there were orcas in the water, js