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NSFW. 40-something, DC-area bear with an oral fixation.
Need a good boy to get under my desk and put this in their mouth.
October 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Need a good boy to get under my desk and put this in their mouth.
Happy birthday!
September 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Happy birthday!
What was your first X-Men issue?
The 2nd part of a 2-issue story where half the team is infected by the Brood AND there’s a mid-issue dream sequence wherein Madelyne Pryor talks to the demon S’ym and becomes the Goblin Queen was a very, very weird introduction to the X-Men for 7-year-old me.
The 2nd part of a 2-issue story where half the team is infected by the Brood AND there’s a mid-issue dream sequence wherein Madelyne Pryor talks to the demon S’ym and becomes the Goblin Queen was a very, very weird introduction to the X-Men for 7-year-old me.
September 6, 2025 at 1:43 AM
What was your first X-Men issue?
The 2nd part of a 2-issue story where half the team is infected by the Brood AND there’s a mid-issue dream sequence wherein Madelyne Pryor talks to the demon S’ym and becomes the Goblin Queen was a very, very weird introduction to the X-Men for 7-year-old me.
The 2nd part of a 2-issue story where half the team is infected by the Brood AND there’s a mid-issue dream sequence wherein Madelyne Pryor talks to the demon S’ym and becomes the Goblin Queen was a very, very weird introduction to the X-Men for 7-year-old me.
Melissa McCarthy, best known for her role as Sandra, the roommate of the guy Scott Wolf and Jay Mohr have both been cheating on each other with, in “Go.”
September 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Melissa McCarthy, best known for her role as Sandra, the roommate of the guy Scott Wolf and Jay Mohr have both been cheating on each other with, in “Go.”
The bed was so comfy this morning that I didn’t want to leave it.
August 31, 2025 at 2:52 PM
The bed was so comfy this morning that I didn’t want to leave it.
Feeling some type of way today.
August 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Feeling some type of way today.
Alternatively…
August 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Alternatively…
Pop culture moments that were formative to your sexuality…
August 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Pop culture moments that were formative to your sexuality…
Woke up like this and have been completely dick-stracted this morning.
February 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Woke up like this and have been completely dick-stracted this morning.
DC-area folks: Saw on the r/nova Subreddit that someone started a fire at Freddie’s yesterday? Haven’t seen this reported elsewhere. Anyone have other sources or info like how much damage might have been sustained?
January 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
DC-area folks: Saw on the r/nova Subreddit that someone started a fire at Freddie’s yesterday? Haven’t seen this reported elsewhere. Anyone have other sources or info like how much damage might have been sustained?
Happy FCF to all who celebrate.
November 22, 2024 at 2:53 PM
Happy FCF to all who celebrate.
What’s the horror movie that got you into horror?
Scream, 100%. I was just the right age when it was released and I wanted to understand all of the meta horror references from the movie, so I started renting all of the movies it referenced from Blockbuster, and now I’m a horror freak.
Scream, 100%. I was just the right age when it was released and I wanted to understand all of the meta horror references from the movie, so I started renting all of the movies it referenced from Blockbuster, and now I’m a horror freak.
November 20, 2024 at 12:23 AM
What’s the horror movie that got you into horror?
Scream, 100%. I was just the right age when it was released and I wanted to understand all of the meta horror references from the movie, so I started renting all of the movies it referenced from Blockbuster, and now I’m a horror freak.
Scream, 100%. I was just the right age when it was released and I wanted to understand all of the meta horror references from the movie, so I started renting all of the movies it referenced from Blockbuster, and now I’m a horror freak.
Happy tummy Tuesday!
November 19, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Happy tummy Tuesday!
I love this about us, though. 😁
October 22, 2024 at 2:16 PM
I love this about us, though. 😁
Because I love a good lemming meme…
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #568,501!
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #568,501!
September 17, 2024 at 4:34 PM
Because I love a good lemming meme…
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #568,501!
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #568,501!
Introduce yourself with:
One book 📕
One movie 🎥
One album 💿
One TV show 📺
One book 📕
One movie 🎥
One album 💿
One TV show 📺
September 1, 2023 at 4:42 AM
Introduce yourself with:
One book 📕
One movie 🎥
One album 💿
One TV show 📺
One book 📕
One movie 🎥
One album 💿
One TV show 📺