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Clearly this world is not run by humans with boobies. If it was there’d be THIN absorbent towel-ish halters to absorb underboob sweat. With different styles and colors available.

They’d be called “Titty Towels”. I’m trademarking that right now.

#Bounty works in a pinch and doesn’t fall apart
I hope Ashley wins final comp takes Vince and she wins the game - leaving Morgan to place 3rd.

If Ashley doesn’t win #BB27 at least there’s #BBUK to fall back on. It’s my favorite of the BB franchises. No HoH/Veto mess it’s more like the original “social experiment” 👁️
September 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Enjoying a mug filled with cookie dough like it’s froyo. 🤤 Yolo.
September 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Here we go again. #bb27
September 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Morgan and Vince remind me of those late night fights with a significant other in my twenties.

Staying up all night crying/arguing. Unable to function for work the next day. Forgetting what it was you were fighting about. It’s exhausting but I can’t stop listening. #bb27
September 16, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Production getting Morgan all wound up in diary room. Vince deserves it for not saying anything to Morgan by now.

If the final comp has Lauren and Vince. I hope Lauren wins and does not take Vince to final 2.

#bb27
September 16, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Is Morgan genuine for feeling bad about using veto? Or are her tears/hours long apology to Vince a way to spin it to eventually say “Lauren is after you now Vince, we have to evict her Thursday.”

Her prior selfish diatribe leads me to believe it’s a ploy to conVince to evict Lauren.

#bb27
September 16, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Vince & Morgan are so toxic to each other. Vince’s inability to be honest/make a decision combined with Morgan “my way or I’m pissed” conversation is grueling.

Morgan’s condescending hours long diatribes are out of control. Hearing Vince tell her off after she walks out is extra-cringe.

#BB27
September 15, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Vince telling Lauren what Morgan says and he’s telling Morgan things Lauren says is classic pitting people against each other. It’s awful and causes Morgan to go on these mental tailspins. It’s good for his game I suppose. On a human level it’s crappy to fuck with people emotions. #BB27
September 12, 2025 at 1:27 PM
The opposite of Taylor Hale with her Lays chips.

When corporate sponsorship goes bad - Morgan has made me hate M&M’s 😞

#BB27

Ava for the win 🏆
September 12, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Vince/Morgan justifying their close relationship & blaming other houseguests for Zingbot zing. Blaming other houseguests for creating a narrative that they are uncomfortably close. 😂

Let’s hope Vince & his girlfriend discussed boundaries or have open relationship. Otherwise ick. Ava to win🏆 #bb27
September 12, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Sometimes a cafecito goes a long way. Always have to order a cafecito when it’s on the menu.
August 31, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Rachel dropping BB pearls of wisdom while schooling Keanu in an argument. These fools don’t listen to her and she’s literally telling them how to play. #bb27

⚠️Caution⚠️ BB queen at slay!!!

If Rachel makes final 2 she deserves the win. She’s putting in the hours for sure.
August 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Disappointed in Vince. Rachel should have been nominated. #bb27
August 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Vince/Mickey locking the HOH door, watching spy screen, laughing while they talk shit about Keanu while he waits. Mickey said she’s camping out calling Keanu a stalker/crazy. Saying Keanu should be studied he’s scary.

That’s mean bullying behavior and creating an underdog story for Keanu. #bb27
August 25, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Enjoying this Vince and Rachel convo. I love when they stop talking game and talk life. #bb27
August 20, 2025 at 10:35 AM
I need a free dust bot. 🤖 The dust in my place is constant!!!
snow white from snow white and the seven dwarfs is looking at a ghost behind a table .
Alt: Cartoon of Snow White blowing dust off a shelf. Dust blows away.
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August 16, 2025 at 4:07 PM
White people, if adopting a child of another race/ethnicity please celebrate their history/culture. Don’t erase theirs in the process of imposing yours.

Educate them (and yourself). Yes, Jillian Michaels even if it makes your own white race look bad! You can’t erase history!
August 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
More Vince for the live feeds. 💜 #bb27
August 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Vince🥚🤞 #bb27
August 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I hope Vince stays tonight, he and Ava are my faves on the feeds. #bb27

Ava serving on the constant. Always giving something - looks, face, body, reads, etc.

Vince’s stories about his anxieties with socializing and life are so relatable. I appreciate getting to hear his experiences.
August 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Rachel gets +3 bonus ✨love hearing her talking about playing World of Warcraft, Super Nintendo, etc.

Not a fan of Rachel’s big brother gameplay through the years but real life Rachel is definitely my speed. 👾🎮🕹️

Appreciate Live Feeds show the human behind characters producers are forcing on show.
really enthusiastic and animated convo about games, and the gamer is missing it
August 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Me going through my entire life.
egg down!

or .. egg over easy 🤭

(sorry, my first egg pun) #bb27
August 11, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I’m so glad BB Viewer is back. Thank you @liquid8d.bsky.social 💜💜💜
July 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Clearly this world is not run by humans with boobies. If it was there’d be THIN absorbent towel-ish halters to absorb underboob sweat. With different styles and colors available.

They’d be called “Titty Towels”. I’m trademarking that right now.

#Bounty works in a pinch and doesn’t fall apart
July 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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December 25, 2023 at 9:34 PM